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A Man Can Be Raped By A Woman

2010-10-26T23:21:00.002+08:00

Not talking about a little boy molested by a sexually frustrated older woman, or prison butt rape I'm talking a grown man forced into sex with a woman!!! Was arguing about it over a smoke with my male friend who said it's impossible and to add insult to injury, he told me that I didn't have a penis and therefore I could not know. Well, thank God for google. So here are the FACTS in your FACE!!!

Myths & Facts
Woman On Trial For Raping 10 Men
18 Year Old Kidnapped & Raped
Male Rape Survivor Site
Paper on Female Sex Offenders

Crack[berry] User

2010-07-09T06:08:00.000+08:00

As much as I resisted to conform for the longest time, I'm now a full-fledged converted berry whore and real proud of it! ~Sigh!It really does Rock!

Killjoy Home Ministry :P

2010-07-08T05:47:00.004+08:00

World Cup break... Again Malaysia made international news headlines for the wrong reason. Read:

Ministry bans Zunar's book and two comics

KUALA LUMPUR: The Home Ministry has banned a book and two comics produced by popular cartoonist Zulkifli Anwar Ulhaque or better known as Zunar, under the Printing Presses and Publications Act 1984.

Home Ministry secretary-general Datuk Seri Mahmood Adam said the ban was issued following the contents in the three publications that were deemed unsuitable and undesirable for public reading.

In a statement issued yesterday, Mahmood said the book banned was titled Perak Darul Kartun while the two comics were titled Isu Dalam Kartun and 1 Funny Malaysia.

"All three publications have been banned for its contents that can influence the people to revolt against the leaders and government policies. The contents are not suitable and detrimental to public order," he said.

Licensing offences under the Act are punishable by up to three years' imprisonment or fines of up to RM 20,000 or both for printing, importing, producing, reprinting, publishing, selling, circulating, distributing, offering to sell, possess prohibited material or contents. - Bernama

source: new straits times

Wah! Why so serioussss??? Cartoons are not supposed to be true. It's just entertainment. Surely even us dumb Malaysians know that! Why would we simply believe some cartoon?

If Only Octopi Could Talk

2010-07-07T05:26:00.010+08:00

The squid predictor is actually a real cephalopod and not some geeky punter's screen name or something 'cos he's gropey or something 'read: cos i don't read the papers/am retarded. It's just so weird that people are taking it so super seriously. Don't get me wrong, I'm amused/intrigued but I wouldn't bet my house on it.

But then again Paul(the psychic octopus) has been right 5/5 times so far... then again it was wrong about the Euro Cup in 2008, predicting a German victory over Spain. If it could talk we could ask it how? Seriously! Is it me? Wonder if it's a 90min prediction? Wonder if Paul knows anything about correct score/number of bookings/ cornerkicks/clean sheet? and if Germany's not in the finals will they still make him predict the winner. Wish he could talk...

Singapore not to be beaten also have some kind of psychic animal. Mani Singapore's very own psychic parrot also predicted Spain. Fooyoh! Ok, maybe just a 100 bucks. Vamos España!

Dunga Sacked; Too Little, Too Late

2010-07-06T05:50:00.005+08:00

According to FIFA news, The Brazilian Football Federation confirmed that Dunga has been dismissed due to the country's elimination from the World Cup. I guess whoever said "Ronaldinho is the stick with which Dunga will be beaten if Brazil fail in South Africa" was right.

On a completely unrelated note I really don't think blue's their color.

Speechless

2010-07-04T05:14:00.003+08:00

First Brazil out which I am still Not OVER!!!, now Argentina trashed and Spain... Boring me to tears. The World Cup just ended for me. There is no point. None.

England Overrated? ...No! Ya Think?

2010-06-27T05:21:00.002+08:00

England is going home and to quote a friend of a friend, now Lampard can really come to your house and watch World Cup with you and your family like the Astro ads. -duh!- And I am glad, because I hate them but more than that I hate their unoriginal idiotic fans. Sure the disallowed goal was unfair... bla, bla... even if it was allowed they woulda still lost. okgabyenow. In ya face!

Namewee for Malaysia

2010-06-18T06:28:00.003+08:00

Bila Malysia Nak Masuk World Cup Nie?

Mcsteamy Lookalike

2010-06-17T04:37:00.006+08:00

WTF? Spain Lost! Whatev... I have a great new distraction in the form of new McHottie to totally McDrool over. Additional Reason #15. Goalie Alexandros Tzorvas - Greece. How good am I at spotting em'? McYumeh!

How HOT Am I?

Wherefore Art Thou?

2010-06-16T04:42:00.003+08:00

Was half hoping to see Ronaldinho on the pitch earlier but ...No Ronaldinho, No Samba. Still can't believe Ronaldinho & Adriano didn't make the Dunga Cut. I dunno... still I will Love Brazil. Good game but the bookie odds were just mad so I didn't bet... Brazil to give 2-2.5 handicap. Siao! Glad i didn't... was cheering my team stress free. Brazil not looking like the champs they should be, need to step it up if they're gonna win it. I wanna see a Brazil & Argentina final! Go SA!!! (South America) Because European soccer bores me, that's why I don't follow the leagues... except maybe Spain.

Tomorrow Spain vs Switzerland. Vamos Espana!!!

Where's Ronaldinho?

FIFA 2010 WORLD Cup Fever!!!

2010-06-10T03:09:00.017+08:00

In a few days it gets HOT!!! Aside from it being one of THE MAJOR sporting events ever, and the opportunity to make some quick bucks during the group stages it's like Chinese New Year all over again, I give you 10 14 more yumeh reasons to watch. Can't beat the guys? Join em'!!! Who says it has to be for the same reasons?

1 . Half the Italian Team!!!
2. The Italians. Surely that counts for at least 2 :)

3. Yoann Gourcuff - France

4. Tim Howard - USA

5. Oguchi Onyewu - USA

6. Lovelylocks DiegoForlan - Uruguay

7. Brazillian born Benny Feilhaber - USA

8. Sergio Ramos - Spain

9. My personal favorite; Thiery Henry - France

10. Fernando Torres - Spain

11. Nicolas Anelka - France

12. Wesley Sneijder - Nederlands

13. Cacao - Zie Germans

14. Kevin Prince Boateng - Ghana

For more football hottie oogling, go here http://www.kickette.com
For a girl's take from someone who gets the whole soccer thing http://futbolita.com

Nothing Lasts Forever - Maroon 5

2010-05-17T21:54:00.001+08:00

Am so relating to the words right now...

It is so easy to see
Dysfunction between you and me
We must free up these tired souls
Before the sadness kills us both

I tried and tried to let you know
I love you but I'm letting go
It may not last but I don't know
Just don't know

If you don't know
Then you can't care
And you show up
But you're not there
But I'm waiting
And you want to
Still afraid that I will desert you

Everyday
With every worthless word we get more far away
The distance between us makes it so hard to stay
But nothing lasts forever, but be honest babe
It hurts but it may be the only way

A bed that's warm with memories
Can heal us temporarily
The misbehaving only makes
The ditch between us so damn deep

Built a wall around my heart
I'll never let it fall apart
But strangely I wish secretly
It would fall down while I'm asleep

If you don't know
Then you can't care
And you show up
But you're not there
But I'm waiting
And you want to
Still afraid that I will desert you, babe

Everyday
With every worthless word we get more far away
The distance between us makes it so hard to stay
But nothing lasts forever, but be honest babe
It hurts but it may be the only way

Tough we have not hit the ground
It doesn't mean we're not still falling,
Oh I want so bad to pick you up
But you're still too reluctant to accept my help
What a shame, I hope you find somewhere to place the blame
But until then the fact remains

PitBull Live in KL ROCKED!!!

2010-05-16T03:50:00.004+08:00

Officially a FAN. Didn't know much about the guy before today, was begrudgingly dragged there but I'm so hooked! He's H-O-T! miso in awe of how his larger than life persona, energy, self-assured-ness and a touch of cheeky equates to pure sex appeal... Just watch the video. Muy Caliente!!!

Kudos to Chivas & Marctensia! One of the best parties I've ever been to this side of the globe in a while. The energy was just awesome, despite cops crawling all over the place. Who knew it (alcohol) could be this fun ~~without drugs~~?

Takeshi Kaneshiro got Eyelid Surgery?

2010-05-13T03:34:00.007+08:00

Read an article about double eyelids as almost pre-requisite for asian female celebrities, resulting eyelid surgeries like epicanthoplasty (doe eyes) and/or blepharoplasty becoming more of a norm than exception.

I was curious to know how many guys were doing it too. Looking at pictures of asian male celebrity who had done plastic surgery I'm obsessed with befores and afters and found Takeshi Kaneshiro A hot, hot man was topic of speculation... so I dug...

then

nowI don't see any difference other than that the recent pictures are super airbrushed! And maybe because he's aged, gravity has made his right eyelid appear more prominent. -Boring!

Comedy Festival in Da Valley

2010-05-07T12:17:00.008+08:00

Managed to catch Harith Iskandar & Douglas Lim in action on wed. The last time I saw them was when actor's studio was still in BSC. They were hilarious and worth every sen! Douglas especially killed!!! He very clever to talk clever cock. Will try to regurgitate some of his djok's later...

Got tickets for J+J as well as Actorlympics. ~Good Times!

Gonna go youtube Douglas & Harith now to see what i can find.

Say Bye to Hulu Selangor

2010-04-27T10:49:00.008+08:00

I had to come out of hibernation after this news!!! BN has recaptured the Hulu Selangor parliamentary seat thru candidate P. Kamalanathan defeat of Datuk Zaid Ibrahim with a 1,725-vote majority in what was one of the toughest by-elections since 2008GE. What??? C'mon, Zaid's a darling!

Q: How did they do it? Are people buying ito the new administration's one togetherness BS?

Warning!

The following contains my personal opinions, and since you can't believe anything you read on the internet, do not believe a word of it. I just picked it out of my butt. Really!

A: They Cheated. ~Eeeeeyer!!!

Bali Curse on Lovers?

2010-04-15T13:18:00.000+08:00

There's a popular myth that there is a Bali is curse on unwed couples who will eventually break up when they come back from the trip. Quite a number of unmarried couples I know have broken up after their Bali holidays (myself included) and more people than you'd think have never been for this reason. Hmmm... I wonder...

Master Cleanse Diet Report

2009-12-24T09:44:00.003+08:00

I somewhat completed the Master Cleanse Diet... Who'd thunk? Other than a slight slip-up on day 2/3 (at 3am) I stuck to the rules. I even managed dining with people and watched them eat because a friend dared me to from day 5 onwards... although I was the butt of their jokes. Whatever... always glad to amuse!

And Today I get to eat! -A whole Christmas Spread-!!! Mmmmm... Turkey :)
Perfect Time Management for Once.

And, I lost a whole kilo! Wow! Thanks!!! -Seriously aren't starving people supposed to be skinny? I honestly expected to lose more.

But here's what I think of it:

1. I do feel lighter and perkier than usual and my stomach is relatively flat
2. I cannot really eat as much as pre-diet
3. I stopped being hungry and craving food after day 3
3. My complexion is better
4. There was a lot of crap in my system judging from the 'results' from the Salt Water Flush
5. The above could be imagined because I'm brain damaged from food deprivation!
6. I will do it again, though. -Sue me!

Merry! Merry! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Off to HK tomorrow with the fam!

Master Cleanse?

2009-12-17T01:43:00.004+08:00

Before you judge, lemme just say I'm not here to defend this diet you can read all about it here ... Let's just say I've done my research so hinderers and naysayers can just bug off!!!
Today is day I'm on day 3 of the 10 day long master cleanse diet I'm attempting to pull off where you don't get to eat... I'm crazy, I know... instead you just drink a cocktail of lemon, cayenne pepper and maple syrup so being the super glutt that I am, this is the ultimate test of my will power...

Yesterday I had to get the f*** outta Bangsar Village in a hurry beacuse a whiff of Auntie Annie's made me salivate and I was afried I'd start drooling like a rabid dog in public! I also cheated. I ATE 2 whole cookies!!! Because I was H-ungry Bitch!!! Day 2 was a complete disaster. But today is a new day so I'm gonna let bygones be bygones and troop on!

WHY would any self proclaimed foodie ever do this to herself?
1. Shed 3 kilos of i weight-gain over Raya
2. Trying to shrink my stomach so I don't continue to pigg out!
3. Detox
4. Test in self-discipline
5. I like Lemon Juice?

Summary: Lose Weight-Lah!!!
Conclusion: I am very very HUNGRY!!!! I don't know how long I'll last :(

Women Scew Each Other Over. Over & Over Again

2009-08-15T12:04:00.007+08:00

Group preaches benefits of polygamy
A GROUP of people practising polygamy has invited prostitutes to join their association, claiming that they will have a blessed and blissful life if they are part of such a relationship.

Ikhwan Polygamy Club adviser Hatijah Aam told Metro Ahad that becoming the second, third or fourth wife was “more worth it” than being a prostitute.

“Even before a prostitute gets old, her life has no value. Being part of a polygamous relationship will bring more meaning to one’s life,” she said, adding that the group, which was set up a week ago, aimed to “encourage” women to practise polygamy.

Hatijah, who is the second wife of Al-Arqam founder Ashaari Muhammad, said the reason her club was encouraging prostitutes to become members was to help them get out of “their present job” and lead a “good, clean, healthy and peaceful” life.

She said polygamy was “a beautiful thing” and was allowed in Islam.

She said single mothers and spinsters were also welcome to join.

To date, the group has 646 members – 222 husbands and 524 wives = bunch of sell-outs!.

The Star, Monday August 10, 2009

Transformers 2 Doesn't Just Suck -It Blows!

2009-07-04T03:39:00.001+08:00

Micheal Bay dude, you killed the Transformers for me!!! This one sucks doubly more than the first one! -It's possible!

Besides the obvious bad plot that usually goes with action flicks this one manages to surpass any possible character development whatsoever and goes straight into the blowing shit up in such a schizo way that will give even a pimply adolescent overstimulated by video games a headache. Who by the way seems to be the only demographic targeted judging by the vast amount of Megan Fox booby shots in slow mo' designed to accomplish nothing but help 15 year old boys jerk off!

And don't even get me started on the 'funny' parts... Yeah! Humping is funny let's milk it! Hence we get two dogs humping in one scene and a robot humping Megan's leg in another! Haven't seen it? -Don't. I want my 2 hours and 24 minutes back!!! I coulda seen 5 and a half episodes of the transformers cartoon instead! Waste of time!

BTW Happy Independence Day!

More Racism in Miley Cyrus Debacle

2009-07-02T04:56:00.004+08:00

Lucie Kim who's suing Miley for defaming Asians in a racist photo of her pulling a chink face earlier this year wants the judge assigned to the case, Judge Robert Hess to remove himself.

Judge Hess apparently repeatedly referred to Asians as err... "oriental". Huh? How old is the man? Does he not know it's offensive and has been since, oh, I dunno... like 1920?!!!

Here's the statement that the Ho' issued in her own defense: “I’ve also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I’m sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context! In No way was I making fun of any ethnicity!” - Ummm! Look at the picture! chink faces = goofy faces??? Seriously, just shut up already!!!

The Racist and His "Jokes"

2009-06-22T04:41:00.003+08:00

Last Sunday I was at a baby shower, uh-oh sounds bad already right? Anyways there came a point where people were telling jokes... when it came to this guy ric's turn he made a deal of asking the waiter to close the door behind him as he was leaving... so all eyes and ears were on him and then he proceeds to tell a joke that goes like this:

Q: What do you call an Indian dressed in red?
(suspense)
A: Kit-Kat

Uncomfortable silence. The waiter was Indian. There were 16 Chinese peeps in the room.

Q: If a Jew, A Negro (urm... whoever says that?), and Indian jump off a building.
Who lands first?
A: Who Cares???

More awkward silence...

At which point I say
that's not funny
Q: But you know what it is?
A: Racist!

Smirks... followed by someone else announcing she was leaving the room for smokes. I follow her...

I mean what kind of fucking jokes are those??? I don't get it! I guess I was wrong when I thought we were kinda evolved and past it. I felt dirty just being there.

Question is, is it OK to make racist jokes? -Yes if it's debunking common stereotypes and more importantly if it's funny and not in a hurtful or hateful way. Otherwise it's not a joke it's a f***ing racist remark. Hate-mongering.

I hope he get's beaten up one day. Now that'll be a damn good joke!!!

Harrods -Conspiracy Theorists

2009-06-19T05:01:00.000+08:00

Miso was at Harrod's recently, yes, I often nip in and out out to Harrod's for imported loose leaf tea 'cos that's how I roll! and really couldn't help noticing the most bizzare memorial statues of Diana & Dodi with a plaque that reads "Innocent Victims". Wierd-uh!

Nerd Analysis

2009-06-01T04:50:00.005+08:00

If you used to be a nerd as in nobody talked to you and all of a sudden you've kinda made it. Say maybe your nerdiness paid off and you're raking in mad dough and then all the cool people suddenly wanna be your best friend... Would you

Get caught up in your new found popularity and think these cool people like me so that means I'm finally cool

or
Be clever enough to smell that they are only nice to you 'cos they were superficial losers all along

Newsflash!!! -If you picked 1 you are so still a nerd.

By the way did you know the word "nerd" was coined by Dr. Seuss? It's a creature from the book If I Ran The Zoo. How nerdy is it that I know that???

Atheist or what?

2009-06-01T01:04:00.000+08:00

Faith: not wanting to know what is true.
Fear is the mother of morality.
~Friedrich Nietzche~

Perak -Nobody's Child

2009-05-12T20:38:00.006+08:00

The appointment of Datuk Seri Dr Zambry Abdul Kadir as menteri besar, the incident in the Perak Assembly sitting on May 7 and so the High Court ruled Datuk Seri Mohammad Nizar Jamaluddin as the rightful menteri besar yesterday, but again now have to wait for appeal court's decision...
Eh! But we thought the high court already ruled!???%^@#&*?? -HUH? Then after that can appeal again-ah? To quote Patrick Teoh, "Niamah!" Like this the Merry-Go Round Wayang Kulit just goes round and round endlesssssly...

The master plan I think is to drive everyone into a state of complete apathy-lor. What to do but wait until elections.

Aiyah! Enoughlah, just let the people Decide-Lah!!! Let's see what happens? C'mon, c'mon.
Unless Chicken (shit) is the new Binatang Nasional

What would you do if they were children?

2009-05-08T16:55:00.010+08:00

"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the ways its animals are treated" - Mahatma Gandhi

About 300 stray dogs were rounded up
by Pulau Ketam residents and deported
to an isolated island to fend for themselves.

Over half of them are already dead and the
remaining ones may not live long. A rescue
mission is being mounted and your help is needed.

Read the full story
Rescue Updates

People caught being cruel to animals should be severely punished.
Fined! Jailed! Public outcry! The works.
Wonder if there would be instant action from people in charge of the world if 300 orphans were shipped off to some island to fend for themselves. An un-inhabitable island.
Well it's the same thing.

POWER OF THE NET
"The power and reach of viral marketing via social networking sites is being demonstrated. From Facebook to Twitter, hundreds of thousands of caring netizens are helping to raise awareness to the plight of the Pulau Ketam dogs worldwide, overnight.

The net effect is very important. It sends a message to the perpetrators that there are greater number people out there who will not stand for such cruelty and that they will rise to the call for action.

It also draws a number of people with specialised skills and resources to come forward to offer help for the stranded animals. Funds are trickling in and will be utilised to save the castaways. So whether you took action by forwarding a mail alert, by posting it on blogs or forums, or by word of mouth, it is effective and it matters.

Animals everywhere have no MPs or spokespersons to represent them. Your collective voice and conscience is their only hope."
-TV Smith

I'm Not Racist... -I Hate Everyone

2009-04-27T04:21:00.002+08:00

We all have some racist tendencies and thoughts at some time or other. And Malaysians do it openly because obviously racism is something discussed and learnt through years of being socialized around different racial stereotypes and sentiments good and bad. Yeah stereotypes you know who you are, break the cycle!!!

But when I recognize racist feelings brewing, I check myself, try to rationalize why I have them and try to make them go away rather than try to justify that -it's true what so? Hopefully a day comes where I won't have them anymore. But really, I've thought about it and people don't behave like their race, they behave like their face!!!

So I'm gonna say -I'm not Racist (no buts) because I hate everyone including myself and especially ugly people equally!!!

He's Just NOT That Into You

2009-04-25T06:30:00.005+08:00

I saw He's Just Not That Into You and feel it's kinda my responsibility to my gender to spread the word... see it! Sure there are some awkward & emotionally retarded guys out there who just need to meet the right girl to get their ass in gear but they're the exception NOT the rule. Stop making excuses for his bad behavior!!! But then you already knew all that stuff. Still... there's nothing like seeing the desperately seeking love chick make a total cringey ass of herself for it to hit home. No, Wenny I dunt wanna hear about your stupid boy dillemmas!!! I feel like clocking you in your self denying face with my very heavy flip-flops!!! But then I fear your thick skull might break them...

Not just a chick flick since the two people sitting in front of us were both male. -Huh?

OKlar ...so it's also pretty damn funny but not as hilarious as it coulda been and the ending was too cheesy & predictable 'cos almost everyone got their exception to the rule. Pluses: All star cast and that cute nerd from Die Hard 4.

LMAO @ Japanese Gameshows

2009-04-25T04:58:00.000+08:00

Japanese Gameshows are the most funniest things ever invented. -Ever! Can I just say Sor-Hai!

Japanese Game Shows - The best bloopers are a click away

And that Susan Boyle lady Rocks too but I don't think it's necessary to link it here...

Elizabeth Wong Naked Pictures Again

2009-04-23T04:43:00.006+08:00

So she's been back to work a week and the scandal picks up again. C'mon I thought they'd at least come out with raunchier stuff than the same boring PG13 stuff of her sleeping nude... Boring!

-You know them UMNO dudes got way more exciting skeletons in their closets! Bring it on! We all just can't wait to see a video that can top's Soi Lek's. 'Til then everything is just... Yawn Zzzz...

How Annoying

2009-04-01T03:11:00.005+08:00

I'm wondering between 1-10 where do I fall on the annoying scale??? I mean everybody's bound to have been annoying to someone, sometime somehow or other, right?

So just exactly how annoying am I? I know this question in itself is annoyingly needy but I wonder, really, really wonder...

Like how long does it take before I (just by being me) annoy the crap out of my closest girl-friends, man or woman who's dared to try date me, or any-one I'm the boss of or related to... Compile all their thresholds and see if I pretty much fall on the same level of annoyance to everyone or do I bother some more than others... If I feel like I'm being annoying does that mean I am? If only there was an annoyance indicator on the annoyee so the annoyer can stop being so damn annoying... because I fucking annoy myself when I'm being annoying!!!

More Losers

2009-03-28T04:22:00.004+08:00

Loser #1: Pak La (I'm actually quite sad about this)

Loser #2: Khir Toyo -Hahaahaa!

Loser #2: Syed Hamid although he & UMNO deserve one another

Biggest Losers: Rakyat Malaysia because it's a rogue's gallery gonna be ruling our country!!!

Turn Off Your Lights And Save...

2009-03-28T04:14:00.004+08:00

Support Earth Hour 2009 by turning out your lights on the 28th of March 2009 (today) between 8.30pm-9.30pm.

Earth Hour is a program aimed at spreading awareness about energy conservation and global warming through a very simple premise: Everyone, everywhere, in every city in the world, is encouraged to turn out their lights for one hour.

More of Losers & Prostitutes

2009-03-06T02:45:00.006+08:00

Why do married men patronize prostitutes? No, it's not 'cos they're not getting any at home... although this is the case for a small minority, the poor losers... It's because you get better service when you pay for it!

Let me illustrate:
Over lunch today this scumbag tells me more details than I could bear to stomach about a bachelor party that he went to recently...

There were 6 prostitutes involved: 2 Rucssian and 4 Local. Very hot! They got to pick 'em from a catalog (apparently the same agency also carries men)... anyways these hoes came to their hotel suite and then they all proceeded to have sex with the girls in front of each other while swapping the girls around here and there since the girls had agreed to do 3 guys each (wonder if the agreement was in writing?) so then why not get your money's worth?

Furthermore, It was "Damn Fun!" and according to him at one point they had a train going -I was visualizing like a marching soul train in rather than a sex train since in order for the latter there needs to be either erm... pee-pees or fingers in asses for there to be a train if you get my drift I don't think even these party dudes are that open -literally and figuratively. All this for at a bargain basement price of RM2000 not including the hotel suite, that was the venue for this fun activity and the alcohol + drugs to get 'em in the mood. Even then, under RM1000 per joe is pretty cheap no?

My thoughts... First off... Yes, it could be fun if you're imagining everyone's hot but these guys, take it from me -Are not! They're at best below average. Secondly, the level of hygeine is just not acceptable by any standards even though condoms were used 'cos they were not changed between hoe swaps (exchange of fluids through oral sex, etc.) - and just 'cos they're whores doesn't mean they don't matter ok? all the more they should 'cos they be spreading all that lurve around!!! And... This guy and all the other guys are married except the bachelor who is soon to be married... Seriously I wanted to and still wanna vomit I was so disgusted... while the unsuspecting loser thought he was so da man for having such an awesome story to tell. Disgusting! I felt dirty just listening. They win, girls. There is just no way a woman can top that.

And... all the men that I talked to about it after, all 5 of them, count 1.2.3.4.5. were like more concerned not with the story but WHY I was told this story ??? -Huh??? OK am I missing something here? WTF??? The scumbag is a traitor to his gender!

It's normal! Men do this all the time, women just don't know about it? -Right. Even if they don't indulge in these kind of extra-curricular activities they know people who do and doesn't mean they won't. It's NORMAL!!! Well cat's out of the bag.

Let's say you believe that all men cheat and you're the type that'd rather your man get his kicks with a prostitute rather than have an affair... I say make sure you get checked regularly for STDs. And take a long hard look at his friends. Reality seriously bites.

What Elizabeth Wong Sex Scandal?

2009-02-19T02:28:00.003+08:00

Ok maybe it's me but I saw the pictures on gutterpost and really there is nothing shameful there... the only thing wrong with the whole thing is that her privacy was violated. She is the victim here!!! I don't know why she's being punished and is resigning (now stupid toyol gets what he wants! Aaaargh!!!)...

Welcome to the Dawn of the Najis Rule. This is just the beginning. Moral of the story if you're in PKR, PAS or DAP or sleeping with someon's husband don't ever be naked even in the "privacy" of your own home.

I damn hope the Sultan rejects Elizabeth's resignation, better yet I hope she stands for by-elections and gets re-elected, the everyone can jus shut the f** up!

Facebook is Very Rude

2009-02-17T01:50:00.007+08:00

So today when I tried to add someone on facebook the automated security verification gave me the words "cumming" and "dripping"
... How very cheeky!

Proof! -I shit you not!

Hannah Yeoh Makes Sense

2009-02-16T02:23:00.002+08:00

I got this link from Hannah Yeoh's blog over email and it sensibly answers a lot of debates surrounding the whole Perak 'katak'ing issue

A mockery of our democratic institution

To those who argue that the political crisis in Perak now is a taste of Pakatan's own medicine (referring to the Sept 16 takeover plan), they have failed to see the key differences between the two. If you remember what happened when Dato' Seri Anwar Ibrahim claimed to have the numbers to form the new federal government, he wrote to PM Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi requesting him to convene an emergency sitting of Parliament. This was rejected by the PM. The next constitutional option is to press for the dissolution of Parliament to make way for fresh new elections. That was also not entertained. Anwar Ibrahim exhausted the constitutional means that were available to him. If Pakatan were to act unconstitutionally and lure defections, then we will be having a new government today. But we didn't and we will not act unconstitutionally. So you can't say that Najib's coup and Pakatan's plan were one and the same.

Some may also say, well what about the earlier defection of Bota assemblyman, Datuk Nasarudin Hashim? Why did Pakatan Rakyat accept him? Why not force his seat to be vacated for a by-election? Let's keep things in perspective here. His defection was that of an opposition lawmaker to a governing lawmaker. His defection did not alter the balance of power in the State Assembly. Pakatan Rakyat remained as government, and BN as opposition. Status quo. Logically and intelligently, anyone can safely assume that Pakatan Rakyat didn't need a defection from BN. Thus, he defected on his own accord and on his own will. There was no need for Pakatan Rakyat to force him to vacate his seat as he did not win the seat on a Pakatan ticket. The Pakatan government really has no standing in forcing him to vacate a seat which wasn't earned by Pakatan in the first place!

I must say that I had great respect for Sultan Azlan Shah. Until yesterday. I wonder how he could possibly consent to the formation of a new BN state government when constitutionally, a government is still in place. And to even approve to a new Menteri Besar when the existing one is still in office? How can any state have 2 heads of government at any one time? There can only be one Menteri Besar of Perak. This is a mockery. The Menteri Besar can only be removed by the State Assembly via a vote of no-confidence or via the dissolution of the assembly. And none of these two constitutional means has been requested by BN. How can anyone claim that Najib and Anwar are one and the same?

Next, the Sultan called for a "unity" government to be formed by BN and the Independents. Let's be clear about this. The Independents are in no way legally bound to represent BN. Well, at least not yet, not till they officially become members of a BN component party. All that the Sultan and Najib has from them is a verbal assurance that "we will be friendly to BN". And just by appearing in a press conference with Najib, it justifies the change of government? What if next week these Independents were to be seen in a press conference with Pakatan? A real "unity" government envisioned by the Sultan should have been an all-inclusive government of Pakatan, BN, and the Independents. Pakatan and BN each have 28 seats, and the Independents 3. Thus, no single party or coalition has a commanding majority. If there is to be a "unity" government, it calls for a new coalition of PR-BN-Ind which is impossible. Thus, what the Sultan has called for is simply a name without substance. What "unity" if it's going to consist of only single-minded representatives - all "friendly to BN"? That's not a "unity" government, it's a BN government. This is a mockery of the intelligence of Malaysians. A beginning of what is to come with this PM-to-be.

Happy Vjj Day

2009-02-14T02:20:00.002+08:00

I just gotta say how much I love how Valentine's day allows a bunch of conventional loved-up freaks on parade make me feel like a total loser freak!!!

Of Losers and Prostitutes...

2009-02-12T22:14:00.002+08:00

Why I should start a website called chow-ah-lians.com
Contestant 1
A very dear friend of mine's marriage is on the rocks because her husband wants to polygamize using religion to his advantage her with some floozy stewardess he picked up. The chow ah-lian (needless to say chinese girl) must have thought in her tiny bird-brain that better a second wife than a mistress to justify to converting to be a second wife into a religion that allows men to treat her like crap forever!!! And you can bet your life this man definitely will treat her like the piece of crap that she is!!! Go lah!

Contestant 2
The DAP lady traitor who brought the Perak government down... seriously sucks because according to RPK she f***ed over her voters & state over a Camry!!!

No point man-hating! Women are just as bloody useless as men!!!

Political Blog List

2008-11-21T03:12:00.006+08:00

Have been wanting to compile a list for a while now on Malaysian political blogs of note but found this list that does the job so no need to replicate lah....

Here's another one that updates from around the web called Malaysiakita that's cool too... miso been mentioned on there once or twice ;)

posting html script in blog

2008-11-08T07:03:00.006+08:00

Tried posting a code here and it wouldn't show the actual code.
But I found a way to do it. -Google Search Rocks man!

Use this decoder
1. Paste your html code in space.
2. Click decode, then click encode.
3. Paste the script in your post.

Et Voila! Now can go be expert!

Change Is In The Air

2008-11-08T06:34:00.007+08:00

What a week!!! 1st Obama wins, and then I scored some herbal supplements which I haven't been able to do since September! Dry! Dry! Dry! from Johor to Penang! -WTF?... and then RPK is set FREE!!! The Age of Aquarius is definitely now!!! Hope is Alive indeed! And well too!!!

No More ISA

2008-11-06T19:00:00.006+08:00

How to Free Raja Petra and others wrongfully detained under despicable ISA?

I just signed the Anti ISA online petition. In case you were wondering how you can do something here's the link. Sign it! If nothing else it'll provide some kind of cathartic release.

http://www.petitiononline.com/isa1234/petition.html

OBAMA , MAMA!

2008-11-06T01:47:00.008+08:00

So Obama Won. The winds of change are strong indeed!!! Thanks Americans everywhere who voted for him. This is a victory and glimmer of hope for change in democracies everywhere in the world.

Change is in the air! I can almost feel it on our shores too! And I don't mean just change PM from Badawi to ~~Rosmah~~ Najib, if you know what I mean (;

There may be hope for Malaysia yet...

"And to all those watching tonight from beyond our shores, from parliaments and palaces to those who are huddled around radios in the forgotten corners of our world - our stories are singular, but our destiny is shared, and a new dawn of American leadership is at hand. To those who would tear this world down - we will defeat you. To those who seek peace and security - we support you. And to all those who have wondered if Americas beacon still burns as bright - tonight we proved once more that the true strength of our nation comes not from our the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth, but from the enduring power of our ideals: democracy, liberty, opportunity, and unyielding hope."
- Barrack Obama, President of the United States of America

US Elections 08 : What Will America Do?

2008-11-05T01:43:00.004+08:00

So They're voting now!!! I feel change is in the air. Apparently the voting lines in are insane!!! Wonder if they're Red or Blue Lines? Hmmm.... I cant wait for Obama to WIN! Nor can the rest of the universe!

Strikethrough How To

2008-10-30T06:46:00.001+08:00

Go to Edit html. Paste this code:

To get this:

This text is ~~not~~ here!

Sarah Palin is Really HoT

2008-10-17T10:48:00.003+08:00

By UK born, Australian based artist Tim Patch better known as Pricasso

Laser Lipo Day 8

2008-10-16T20:33:00.008+08:00

Got Stitches removed today. Slight bruising on elbows still
but otherwise good as new. Still not at desired shape but been told to wait.

Have been pooing and peeing oil for a week... EEuuuwww!!!

See Before & After of chin & note how small the scar is.

I Got Lipo-d

2008-10-11T06:10:00.003+08:00

I gotta admit I almost chickened out! But I did it!

I got my underarms and bra fat removed and they drained out a little more than 500mls which looked like cooking oil (eeeu!!!)... I felt no pain at all and went straight to dinner with a friend right after. Although I was kinda High and talking rubbish most of the time especially to the doc during the surgery which he didn't allow me to watch(I was blindfolded). I want to be a plastic surgeeon so I can listen to high people talk cock all day too! By the way that was some good drugs!

I was given about 3 days worth of the following stuff and then sent on my merry way:
xenical - To help expel the melted fat so it doesn't get reabsorbed
I hate it, it gave me stomach cramps and made my fart oily. (Gross, I know!)
antibiotics - So the wounds don't get infected. It was surgery after all
pain kllers - Ponstan
Which I've not had to take
gauze and tape - To change dressing for the next 2 days

So I feel pretty much fine and dandy just a little sore. Already there's a noticable difference... The parts that were treated are now soft and wobbly like jello but it should be gone in the next couple of weeks. Will post before and after pics in a few weeks... The xenical is probably the worst thing post op. The scars are the size of a pimple... Highly recommend it to anyone who is considering... Do it! It was a cinch!

FACTS:
LASER LIPOLYSIS was originally invented in Italy and it is commonly performed in Europe(where apparently conventional Lipo is not performed in most countries) and a in Asia not so much in the US i think cos of FDA approvals.

Basically a fiber optic laser through very small incisions melts fat some of which is then extracted from the body. The rest leaves your body over a period of 2-4 months through 'natural' elimination processes.(pee, poo and sweat)

The benefits or difference between Laser Lipo and traditional lipo are:
Faster recovery, with less pain and swelling
Less bleeding during the surgery
Less chance of complications
Tightens the skin
Done under local anesthesia

Sarah Palin is Hot!!! - From Hell!

2008-10-09T08:59:00.010+08:00

-Not!

Scary. Not Funny. Especially after 8 years of Bush.
America Please make Obama President! Stop spreading mediocrity by voting for jokers!

BTW, WTF is a Hockey Mom??? Whose kids play Hockey???
-She's so Serial Mom!

McCain's Senile

Let Theresa Kok Go, Fools!

2008-09-15T04:26:00.008+08:00

Lying Liar's Lie that started it all!!!

What I think really happend? On Friday, the following article was in the Star so the shit stirring liar had to save his stupid plastic face... Create smoke screen, no need to take responsibility for his stupidity and can stir up more racial shit!!! -Bonus! All during the Holy month of Ramadhan! Tsk! Tsk!Ptui!

KLANG: Kota Raja MP Dr Siti Mariah Mahmood has lodged a police report against former Selangor Mentri Besar Datuk Seri Dr Mohamad Khir Toyo for claiming that a Pakatan Rakyat component party was trying to ban mosques from broadcasting the azan (Muslim call to prayer) on loudspeakers.

She lodged the report at the Dang Wangi police station at 11am yesterday.

Dr Khir was reported to have made the statement, which appeared in a Malay daily on Tuesday.

Dr Siti Mariah claimed Dr Khir said that a Pakatan Rakyat leader was preparing a petition with residents in Puchong to get all mosques to stop airing the azan on loudspeakers, saying that this was not true.

She called on the people to remain calm and not be taken in by the wild accusations.

Dang Wangi police chief Asst Comm Zulkarnain Abdul Rahman confirmed that a report was lodged by Dr Siti Mariah.

Dr Khir has refused to comment since it was a police matter now. -star, 12 September, 2008

In Malaysia, Stupidity Rules!!!

2008-09-13T11:11:00.020+08:00

As if things could not get worse, it does! Sinking to a new low even by their standards, the goverment has arrested under ISA: Raja Petra, editor of government watchdog portal Malaysia-Today, Sin Chew journalist Tan Hoon Cheng (because she reported Ahmad Ismail's racist statements -Ummm he did say it!) and MP Teresa Kok, for comments on the Azan's noise levels that Khir Toyol said she made (Umm she didn't) ???!!! -Ok arrest the messenger, then arrest Khir Toyo! At least be consistent right!

A few other bloggers may be next and probably predictably Anwar & even maybe Guan Eng:
I have been told by qualified sources that I me be included in the next round of ISA arrests. I am not afraid of what this government might do to stifle dissent and squash the hopes of people for change. -Din Merican

Oh! And then there's the “show cause” letter to three newspapers. For reporting the truth...

Bodoh!!! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! I have nothing else to say...
Eh! Who is really running the country??? Politiicians' wives??? -Please stand up! Our country (oops! Actually not ours since I'm only a squatter) is going to the dogs. We are the subject of mockery, key phrases and words used to describe the state of our current (stupidity) state of affairs internationally:

a draconian law, sparking fears, major government crackdown on dissent -Bangkok Post

start of a wider crackdown ahead of an anticipated opposition push to gain control of parliament next week -inquirer.net

arrests, for which the police gave no reason -NY Times

a colonial-era and draconian law -Guardian

Malaysia risks irreparable harm to its already fragile reputation -Human Rights Watch

raises fears; Malaysia is regressing -BBC

draconion law, ailing administration- AFP

oppressive regimes always have their way to keep you inside your jail cell -the inquisitr

...subverting democracy through non-electoral means that are downright laughable -taipei times

Malu! Malu! Shame!!!! Shame!!!!

-Sigh! If only they were this cekap to govern.

Happy Merdeka

2008-09-01T17:10:00.002+08:00

Saw this car aroung Penang Yesterday! Go Patriot!!! Wonder who sponsored it? Do people actually do this stuff voluntarily?

MY Name is Miso and I'm an 'ATTACK!' addict

2008-08-22T04:37:00.005+08:00

Help it wont load!!! What am I supposed to do???

Misssed my 3rd Meso 'cos been to busy to even take a shit :(

Beef Up Tourism in Malaysia

2008-07-31T02:42:00.005+08:00

Couple of days ago the Star ran an interesting article about how Malaysia could potentially weather the current economic downturn by developing tourism since it's one of the fastest growing sectors in the global economy.

Besides being a day late and more than a couple of ringgit short, instead of trying to compete with the likes of Thailand, Hong Kong and Singapore it makes more sense for Tourism to try to piggyback on their pool by increasing access from said countries. That way they only have to spend couple of million instead of billions to try to improve the whole sector... expectations from tourists also will be lower since it's like a by the way destination. Works out for everyone.

They should also promote Malaysia in Mongolia since we're probably always on the Mongolian news. There's already existing awareness. I was having a real blast coming up with potential taglines. Here are a few that I came up with before I ran out of ammo ;)

Get Blown Away!
Thrilling you to Bits
Have a Blast
A Roaring Good Time

Malaysian Men Amongst World's Sexiest? -Get Real!

2008-07-27T05:53:00.002+08:00

In a desperate attempt to find some hot local man action I came across a really surreal article that came up in my Hot/Handsome/Cute/Sexy Malaysian Men Google search.

The Boston Globe had the following to say about our Malaysian men in an article titled "Where to find The Sexiest Men & Women in The World":
KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA: "Kuala Lumpur is more than just its famed Petronas Towers, this happening city also has a plethora of sexy, captivating men. It’s not just the food that’s savory, but also the guys, who are extremely cultured, intelligent and multi-dimensional. Be prepared to eat your heart out, as you’ll most on a taste-testing adventure through the streets of KL.''

The writer must've seen these so-called men through ~~beer~~ crack goggles!!! But then again in this is the same article that claims Singaporean accents were charming. What are you on? -Definitely Crack!

Are we Sexy or What?

Mesotherapy Saga

2008-07-27T04:46:00.005+08:00

So after 2 sessions (1 wk apart) on my double chin I've actually noticed quite a visible difference. Although it's been a day after the 2nd session & I have very loose skin that warbles when I talk. Eugh! I hope it tightens out in a day or 2. Will have to talk to Doc about it.

Jackson Pollock Wannabes

2008-07-26T05:36:00.012+08:00

Original Jackson Pollock

Need a fun distraction or some inspiration? Who doesn't? This make your own Jackson Pollock inspired artpiece site: jacksonpollock.org rocks! Colour appear randomly and you get a different one each time you click the mouse. This kickass application was created by stamen, a design studio based in San Fran.

Check out mine

Very Therapeutic, fun and great for getting creative juices flowing. Go make art.

Tony & Carina Wedding Funnies

2008-07-24T21:14:00.019+08:00

Tony Leung & Carina Lau tied the knot finally after 19 years. T'was a sad day for me. Sigh!

*Juicy Goss:
Paparazzi reportedly combed through Carina's trash and found syringes believed to be used by the actress to boost her looks in preparation of the big day... SKII or Botox?

Details of the wedding venue were kept secret from the media to minimise paparazzi intrusion. Apparently, Bhutan has strict tourist policies. The catalyst for the A-list stars to seal the deal was the death of Carina's dad last year. The ring cost US$4mil.

Everyone & their mother including The International Herald Tribune & Vancouver Sun reported it. My favoritest piece came from International Business Times (of Hong Kong origin). See the confusing but hilarious chinglish article below.

HK Artists Carina Lau and Tony Leung Marry in Bhutan
Carina Lau and Tony Leung married in Bhutan, the couple is welcomed by the royal house of providing the royal dormitory for taking photos of wedding.( Huh??) Many Hong Kong Media went there to cover their century marriage but were rejected by the Bhutan Government.

The wedding ceremony will be held in Uma Paro Hotel today. Until now, the only wedding photo released is featured by the Bhutan wedding clothes. (-The local wedding mag?) It is reported that the reddish wedding gown is prepared by the 2-years-old daughter of the princess (-a very clever 2 year old) and Tong Leung is wearing that of the prince. Both of them were glowing with the blessings from the Bhutan imperial family.

Even it is now rainy season in Bhutan, located 3,000 feet above sea level, Bhutan is surrounded by mountains, with the simple-style of people, pollution free environment and rich religious environment, the wedding is special without vulgarity (-unlike normal vulgarity filled weddings. Damn those potty mouth guests).

About confirming Bhutan as the wedding location, Carina expressed that they have decided to marry on 21 July, and in April this year they confirmed Bhutan, which she got to know this country 10 years ago with little understanding (-slow learner), as it is independent and not confused nor polluted by outside, so that she can experienced equality of lives, harmonious relationship between man and environment. Therefore, they confirmed Bhutan, as also called "Shangrila", be the starting point of their next part of life.

"When I just come here, I can really understand why Bhutan is the "Joyful Kingdom" as peoples here are not satisfied by materials but in spiritual level," shared by Carina.

To bless the new couple, many friends from everywhere arrived Bhutan gradually and for the arrival of Faye Wong and Yapeng Li, together with daughter Tongtong, it was confused that they should even left the daughter and enter the gate first. Kenny Bee and Fanjiang with daughter also fly to Bhutan for the wedding. (-I wish I could flied there too)

Broom Awards Sweeping Statement

2008-07-23T00:53:00.006+08:00

While discussing Oscars and Porn Industry Awards, Nic mentioned the Broom Awards apparently of Malaysian origin earlier so I just had to know.

A quick search on google confirmed that there was indeed such a thing... apparently, Hulu Selangor District Council and Hulu Selangor Land Office got the award from Ex-Selangor MB, Khir Toyo for failing to collect above 50% for an assesment in 2006 at the Selangor Excellence Awards last year. Wonder if the new Selangor Government will carry on with such public humiliation tactics. It'll be hilarious if they give it to Khir Toyo this year!

Pic from thestar

Slim Fix - Meso & Lipo

2008-07-23T00:31:00.005+08:00

The Doc was completely convincing and professional so I decided to take the plunge...

Decided to go with something milder first. Have started with Mesotherapy for double chin and have already seen a slight difference after 2 days. Slight Pain during the procedure (about 10 quick jabs) but more after that lasted about an hour(dull ache) and no bruising (although supposedly common).

Waiting till next month to do Laser Lipolisis. Wanna try lose a little weight so she has less fat to remove. -Wishful Thinking

King Says NO MORE LATO'

2008-07-21T01:54:00.008+08:00

Tuanku Mizan Zainal Abidin, the King celebrated his (real) 46th birthday today with no awards (datukships) for probably the 1st time in history!

If this keeps up we can say goodbye to bodek-culture sooner than we thought. Congrats & Happy Birthday!!!

Seeing My Beauty Doc

2008-07-17T02:18:00.011+08:00

Have a consultation with Aesthetic Physician (outpatient cosmetic procedures) in about 12 hours to see about Mesotherapy and the new Lipo called SmartLipo options to maybe fix my armpit bra fat & Gut!!! I don't want to complain anymore so I'm gonna do something about it! -Gulp! ... Maybe...

Never would have considered lipo before 'cos it just looks too gory on TV. Also heard & seen many horror stories about scars & loose sagging skin, loss of elasticity, uneveness etc.

Been Checking out these sites for research.
newimage
realself
dermanetwork
thebible
makemeheal

-Quite good sources of info... some like realself had users posting before/after pictures too. Actually encouraged me to make an appointment.

SmartLipo or Lipolisis melts fat using a high powered laser with a laser fiber inserted into the skin. The laser’s energy, melts fat into liquid and creates a tightening effect by shrinking collagen. The oily substance is absorbed and eliminated in a natural manner, (optional) draining can also be done (instead of suctioned while solid-traditional lipo). Less blood and trauma, faster recovery, quicker results with less risk compared normal surgery. Smartlipo can be performed under local anesthesia. No loose skin!!!

Mesotherapy, originally developed in France, involves a multiple injections into small pockets of cellulite. A solution - a cocktail of medications and supplements break down fat and flush it away.

Leaning more toward SmartLipo since it's a one time thing... and works best for commitmnt phobes... Will report back after.

Poking Around - Anwar's Arrest

2008-07-16T23:35:00.001+08:00

Anwar was arrested today an hour before the 2pm deadline given by the coppers to go in for investigations under Section 377C of the Penal Code for alleged "carnal intercourse against the order of nature."(fudge packing)

'Anwar wouldn’t have made 2pm deadline'
By Sim Leoi Leoi (cute name)
KUALA LUMPUR: PKR de facto leader Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim would not have been able to turn up for his scheduled appointment at the city police headquarters on time.

Deputy Home Minister Datuk Wan Farid Wan Salleh said Anwar was supposed to have gone straight to the police headquarters here after his interview at the Anti Corruption Agency in Putrajaya.

“Instead, he was on his way home. He couldn’t possibly have made it on time. The police were just executing a warrant of arrest against Anwar,” he told reporters in the Parliament lobby on Wednesday.

Wan Farid was commenting on the arrest of Anwar, who was picked up in front of his house in Bukit Segambut for investigations after a former aide had lodged a sodomy report against him.

Asked why the police had not waited until 2pm before making the arrest, Wan Farid said: “What's the difference between 20 or 50 minutes?”
-Why didn't they give him a 1pm deadline? Oh Rite! They can't tell the difference between 1 and 2. Maybe it was actually 12 and someone forgot to write the 1 before the 2. So he was actually an hour late. I get it now!

“According to the information I received, he went voluntarily to the police car without any incident and that under police custody, he has given his full cooperation,” he said. -thestar

Stupid Morons at PROTES

2008-07-09T01:13:00.007+08:00

Can't help commenting on the hullaballoo about Alak, the Carburetor Dung singer who was attacked after allegedly mooning during a performance of Jilat (Lick) at Stadium Kelana Jaya during PROTES rally on sunday.

It's the case of fuel price hike protest turns stupid. The Attackers were reportedly insulted PAS supporters, who threw water bottles at him, forcing the band to stop and then he got his ass kicked by an angry mob. He had to hide underneath the stage for 30 minutes.

Give the guy a break!!! Apparently. the morons thought that he was saying Liwat (homo)??? thinking that they were making fun of Anwar??????? -MORONS!!!

Either way, why can't they just be civilised. Look at the video lar he had his underwear on it's not like he showed his A-hole. Acting so Kampung will just give the police more reason to band future peaceful rallies. It just shows what years of senseless repression and TV censoring will do to ya they forgot why they were there in the 1st place... Seriously!!! Good on the band for not apologizing!

Stupid Politics

2008-07-08T01:46:00.013+08:00

It's a joke... 3 ring circus featuring Badawi, Mahathir & Anuar is now a 4 ring circus with the addition of Najib being publicly implicated in the Altantuya murder.... I wanna fucking MOVE!!!!!

I just learnt a new Malay word today -Liwat- Meaning: Homosexual. So what if Anwar plays backside??? So does the Astronaut and apparently Naj too according to Bags. Go arrest them Stupid!!!

We should make them duel. Incidentally, I read in one of those trivia books that dueling is legal in Cuba.

Also KJ seems to have been keeping a low profile these days... Although Maya Karin is getting Married to some white dude. So much for that rumour! Wonder if he's invited?

Paris on a Bicycle!

2008-06-30T01:51:00.008+08:00

OMG I forgot how cool Paris was and if it's even possible, it's even cooler now with a little more money (last time I was there was '98 studying and broke).

So ended up staying at 9 hotel which is in the 9th Arondissement (Paris Zone), quite a central location and walking distance to Galleries Lafayette and the Shopping district of Boulevard Hausman and biking distance from The Louvre. Yes! I biked it! -Though not without hitting an old man before I was told where the bike lane was. Ok! So I'm mildly retarded.

There were no less than 3, Bike Stations within 5 blocks. They have an awesome self-serve take and return a bike system launched last year. You get a bike where from point-A and return it to a station at point-B at impressively many locations. 1st 30mins FREE!!! 1st additional half hour 1 €, 2nd additional half hour 2 € and 4€ per half hour (priced to discourage hogging) thereafter with a150€ refundable deposit ...

Environmental friendly Kudos to France, apparently Germany has it too... It's not without flaws though, there's like a thing where you charge your card and it spits out a ticket with a pin for a deposit and it took my money but didn't give me my thing. And no one picks up the helpline!!! I got an automated piece of shit!!! Stupid credit card couldn't cancel the transaction???!!! Also finding return bays near The Louvre was a pain in the butt so I chained my bike to my friend's (hahahaha) try stealing that!!! (Ooh! They come with locks) But otherwise trés cool! It ended up being the highlight of the trip... Damn handy also since the Taxis were on strike :(

Sigh! Will never get to Malaysia prolly cos all the bikes will be stolen la, rigged la, vandalised la and whatever else la. Shame-shame since the fuel prices are going up,up,up!!

Maybe the Political Leaders should start 1st. LoL

by Mob's Crib

How LOA Can You Go?

2008-06-20T05:06:00.009+08:00

I learnt a new acronym; LOA for Lack of Attention. Commonly used to describe engaging in shameless, desperate and often unoriginal attention seeking behavior in hope of attracting some (cheap) attention... As in "She damn LOA"

Examples:

Chicks on facebook who post (& tag) pictures of themselves with the same poses, posing with the same friends, at the same club/trendy outlet week after week after week, in different slutty outfits. - Hope I never get tagged in any of those pictures
Couples who talk to each other in cooing baby
Oversized fake Boobs
Suicide
Nagging Moms
Kim Kardasian

Root of LOA behavior=insecurity - it's really unbecoming!

Trying to Book a Hotel in Paris in June @#$$!

2008-06-09T10:04:00.009+08:00

Le 9 Hotel, Paris

When traveling, I pour a large portion of research time into finding a cool hotel because it can make or break a trip... an oldy moldy hotel with scary curly furniture and floral bedding will seriously send me screaming out of there split seconds!!!

Thankfully, of late boutique hotels are sprouting up everywhere, easy to book and quite affordable, although nowhere near cheap. New hotels are cool because they have less history... i.e.; stains and unwelcome room-mates (of the pest-y & astral kind). Or so I thought.

Trying to book a reasonably priced hotel in a central part of town in Paris at this time of the year seems to be damn near impossible. Apparently, to quote a french dude that turned my reservations down... "dat izz Paris in June..."

Besides stalking myboutiquehotel (best rates but only paris & london), tablethotels (coolest site but a little pricier) & splendia (almost the same as myboutique but in USD), which are really cool sites for boutique hotels, I've also been calling hotels who all seem to be booked (for my budget) or those that are were in my price range (150Euros thats x 5.2 Ringgits!!!) are now at least 30% more. Sigh! Let's not even get into the frantic calling to Morocco trying to book a Riad there -hardly any English spoken. (Did I mention I'm going to Morocco too?)

Anyway finally heard back from rep at myboutique hotels who should be able to hopefully book for me 9 hotel at 120-190 Euros.

The Reason I Don't Drink

2008-04-27T22:13:00.004+08:00

Beside the fact that I have a really low tolerance for alcohol and can get drunk on a rum truffle... This is hilarious & took the words out of my mouth. Plus I'm plenty assertive!!!

Chinese Eye Test

2008-04-22T22:30:00.004+08:00

Got this forward earlier today... Usually I just delete them but...
Ok so it may be racist but so what I am chinese!!! It's hilarious...

Read this by pulling the corner of your eyes as if you were Chinese…

People Read My Blog

2008-04-19T22:19:00.001+08:00

The edge contacted me about the my blog pictures...

hello,

i am ___ from the edge communications sdn bhd. . We are currently compiling a book on the 12th general elections and was wondering if we could have your permission to use one of your pix shown on your blog. (the ceramah in lembah pantai on march 7th 2008-- raining).

Looking forward to a favourable reply.

thank you.

****

art director, the edge communications

Sadly the picture they wanted was from the keadilan site. :(

Sufiah, Malaysian Ex Nerd: Hooking=$$$

2008-04-15T13:49:00.012+08:00

Sufiah's rationalization in her tell all video on News of the World about her £130-an-hour job makes hooking sound fun and I just love the disclaimer at the end of the video.

"My clients love the fact that I can stimulate their minds AND their bodies"

"And I don't believe my education has been wasted—in fact I usually take problem sheets with me to solve before appointments."

"I have men who are thrilled about my passion for mathematics. In fact one made me recite equations while he pleasured me, then I gave him oral sex while he chatted about algebra. It drove him wild."

She's not the first Malaysian Nerd Gone Wild...
There's this other chick that's a exotic model/escort in the US who supposedly used to be a nerd too. We're not just losing our brains we're losing our beauties and BOOBS to the west too! -You Go Girlfriends!!!

www.myspace.com/milanq

True That

2008-04-10T21:35:00.002+08:00

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny

When the government fears the people, there is liberty

— Thomas Jefferson

It's Good to be Fish Food

2008-04-08T04:42:00.004+08:00

Garra rufa and Cyprinion macrostomus whose nicknames include nibble fish, kangal fish (region in Turkey) consume disease affected and dead areas of the skin, allowing healthy new skin growth. They're known to be able cure of psoriasis & dermatitis after repeated treatments.
Although other claimed benefits are yet to be proven.

Garra Fish Spa at Kenko's Pavilion is finally in KL! Ok fine has been for a while. Been dying to try it since they were featured in Ugly Betty. It's supposed to exfoliate and increase circulation plus a bunch good stuff. A steal at RM38 for 30 mins.

It's kinda relaxing after getting use to the initial ticklish sensation. These guys are a vicious hungry bunch of mofos though, they really get into it eating all the dead skin, cuticles, toe jam, and were obsessed with my one scab which they ate and then fought amongst themselves to leech on to the bleeding wound. Blood. Mmmm... -Eeew!!! All said... Felt really smooth after... Bring your own lotion.

* Garra Rufa a similar concept Spa has opened in Bangsar it's nicer and kinda less crowded...
and they have real Gara Fish!!! - According to Gara Rufa's owner Kenko's uses Tilapias!!! -Touche!

Wow! We Really Boleh

2008-04-06T07:18:00.008+08:00

Malaysia Makes Another International Watch List!!!

There are 15 countries in this year’s Reporters Without Borders list of “Internet Enemies” - Belarus, Burma, China, Cuba, Egypt, Ethiopia, Iran, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Tunisia, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Vietnam and Zimbabwe. There were only 13 in 2007. The two new additions to the traditional censors are both to be found in sub-Saharan Africa: Zimbabwe and Ethiopia.

“This is not at all surprising as these regimes regularly hound the traditional media,” Reporters Without Borders says in the introduction to its report.“Internet penetration is very slight, but nevertheless sufficient to give them a few nightmares. They follow the example of their seniors and draw on the full arsenal of online censorship methods including legislation, monitoring Internet cafés and controlling ISPs.”

There is also a supplementary list of 11 “countries under watch.” They are Bahrain, Eritrea, Gambia, Jordan, Libya, Malaysia, Sri Lanka, Tajikistan, Thailand, United Arab Emirates and Yemen. Unlike the “enemies,” these countries do not imprison bloggers or censor the Internet massively. But they are sorely tempted and abuses are common. Many of them have laws that they could use to gag the Internet if they wanted. And the judicial or political authorities often use anti-terrorism laws to identify and monitor government opponents and activists expressing themselves online.

“The hunting down of independent thinkers online is all the more effective as several major western companies have colluded with governments in pinpointing ‘trouble-makers’,” the reports says. “US company Yahoo! apologised in 2007 for a ‘misunderstanding’ which ended in journalist Shi Tao being sent to prison for ten years. The company has been responsible for the imprisonment of a total of four Chinese cyber-dissidents. It was apparently willing to ‘obey local laws’ that forced it to identify Internet users deemed to be dangerous.” ~Reporters Without Borders

It's Not Nazri's Fault

2008-04-05T04:53:00.009+08:00

By Chan Li Leen

PARIT BUNTAR: Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz has denied talk that he is quitting his ministerial post. He dismissed talk that he would resign to take responsibility for hard-hitting remarks he had made in the past that could have cost Umno and the Barisan Nasional support in the recently-concluded general election.

Nazri said the losses suffered had nothing to do with anything he had said.
It had a lot to do with losing my vote! But hey that's just me.

Stressing that his victory in the Padang Rengas parliamentary seat was proof of that, Nazri said: “I won, I didn’t lose. If it had been any statements that I made, I would have lost. Remember, Umno did not lose. Don’t talk as if we lost.”
Yes we wish we could forget but you, your friends & the media keep reminding us!

However, he noted that the Barisan did lose some seats because it had stayed true to its promise on seat allocations among component parties. “For example, we already knew that the Indian community did not support the MIC but still we kept to our promise. Umno did not take back the Malay-majority seats but allowed the MIC to contest although we could have won them.”~star
Translation: UMNO 'gave' MIC those seats, like how UMNO allows all you people to stay here. Now we blame MIC too. It's everyone else's fault.

I also remember he said... some other really annoying stuff.
Actually it's not his fault he's stupid...

< Parlimen Live? Read on it gets better

2008-04-05T02:41:00.002+08:00

MPs to be live on TV for 30mins

By LISA GOH

KUALA LUMPUR: Malaysians will get to watch their parliamentarians live and uncensored for 30 minutes everyday on RTM 1 as long as Parliament is in session.

Minister Datuk Ahmad Shabery Cheek said that the Cabinet had approved of the live telecast of the question-and-answer session in the Dewan Rakyat, and it will be aired from 10am to 10.30am from April 30.

He replied with a firm "No" when asked if there would be censorship for the programme.

"There will be no censorship. Those who speak in Parliament are all MPs"

"As for what they want to say, that is beyond our control. But what is important is that the rakyat havechosen their MPs. Surely they would want to know what is going on in Parliament," he told reporters at his office at Angkasapuri Thursday.

"If they speak rudely, or slam tables, it will be beyond our control. But I don't think our MPs are like that or they would not have been elected as parliamentarians."

Ahmad Shabery said the live Q&A programme will start with 30 minutes and the ministry would consider expanding it if there was positive feedback.

"In other countries, there might be a full coverage for their parliament session. Maybe we will reach that level at some point, but right now we are limited because we only have two channels.

"This shows the Government's openness and confidence. There is nothing to hide. Given our increased confidence, the Cabinet has decided to allow this live telecast," he said.

The minister said bloggers who formed the alternative media, would also get "live" airtime on a Government news channel.

Every Sunday night beginning April 20, an interview session, ala BBC's Hardtalk, will be held from 8.40pm to 9pm during RTM 1's Bahasa Malaysia news segment.

"We are open to take into consideration the views of the alternative media and we are willing to listen to all parties," Ahmad Shabery said.

However, he said it was still to early to identify the bloggers who would be invited for the programme, adding that a lot of would depend on the issues, which are raised.

"Let's see how it goes first, you might be surprised to see who we invite.

"It's not about the personality, it's about the issues brought up. It's about news, opinions and the analysis which they bring forward," he said, when queried on whether only pro-Barisan bloggers would be invited, or if the programme would be open to all bloggers.

He also stressed that the choice of interviewees would be decided by RTM and not himself.

Asked if he thought bloggers would respond positively to their invitation, as the previous Information Minister (Datuk Seri Zainuddin Maidin) had clamped down hard on them, he said:

"What is past is past. I think it's best we forget about the past and think about the future. Asked if there would be repercussions for bloggers who touched on sensitive or illegal issues during the programme, he said: "Nobody is immune in this country, except in Parliament. If the bloggers choose to say slanderous things, we have laws in the country.

"It will not be our Ministry who takes action against them but the legal process will take its course. The slandered person can take action against the blogger involved," he said.

However, he said he believed that the majority of bloggers "do not write their blogs to destroy".

"We believe that most of them express themselves for good reasons, and we believe they will be able to show their maturity and used this opportunity to express themselves in a civilised and polite manner," he added. ~Star

Yeah, now they want to be kissing blogger ass. It's too late to apologiiezzze. It's too late.

Poor Nazri can't threaten people for 30 whole minutes!!! Hahaha! (see few posts ago for youtube links)

Way to boost RTM's ratings. Excellent business move. Shoulda hired you instead of that Zam whatshisface guy. But wait! If they're all behaving themselves, who wants to watch???

Jobless in Selangor? I'm Hiring!

2008-04-04T06:22:00.010+08:00

Khalid: Register jobless in Selangor

SABAK BERNAM: Selangor Mentri Besar Tan Sri Abdul Khalid Ibrahim has called for the registration of jobless people aged between 21 and 35.

District officers, penghulu and Village Safety and Development Committee (JKKK) chairmen should handle the registration, the purpose being to identify youths for training so that they could get jobs, he added.

“This is one of the ways so that youths can feel the luxury enjoyed by Selangor which achieved developed state status in 2005. -Says what source? I don't think lor, so since I had no water at home for 3 days recently.(3 days!!!) Sorry can't tell you where I live ... fear for my blogging ass safety. Assuming people read this damn thing.

“If 1.5 million foreign workers can get employment in Selangor, how can locals get left out and fail to secure jobs?” he said at a thanksgiving function here yesterday.

Hello??? Reason why foreign workers have jobs is 'cos Malaysians don't want them la...

Khalid urged government employees, penghulu and village heads to serve the people and not to become agents for certain parties. As you are doing?-It's a question...

He also directed the Sabak Bernam District Officer and his staff to think of ways to develop the district, adding that the folk were lagging behind others in terms of household income.

“Think how to develop the district. If you cannot think, I can help you think,” he said. – Bernama

Hey we need sales people at my office!!! Takers???

I admit I copy Marina M's style for this post but it's just so effective!!!

Facebook for Old Folks

2008-03-26T22:42:00.001+08:00

click pic for larger view

Although majority of users on Facebook are younger, Richard Stelmach noted that this is what we'll be doing in 40years or so.

Thank You Pak La

2008-03-23T19:43:00.007+08:00

Thanks for finally...
Waking up and Reflecting
Listening to Us
Aknowledging Racial Polarization
Naming A New Cabinet
Looking Forward
Not acting like a Sore Loser
Respecting Democracy

It seems that this elections have given you renewed spirit, courage & strength to finally do as you say and start righting all the wrongs from the past 26 years. I hope it's not too late.

However many holy words you read, however many you speak,
what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?
~Buddha

Obama's Speech on Race

2008-03-20T17:40:00.003+08:00

Wise & Inspiring... Finally an American who gets it!!!
The Whole world is rooting for Obama!!! So should America!!!

"We the people, in order to form a more perfect union."

Two hundred and twenty one years ago, in a hall that still stands across the street, a group of men gathered and, with these simple words, launched America's improbable experiment in democracy. Farmers and scholars; statesmen and patriots who had traveled across an ocean to escape tyranny and persecution finally made real their declaration of independence at a Philadelphia convention that lasted through the spring of 1787.

The document they produced was eventually signed but ultimately unfinished. It was stained by this nation's original sin of slavery, a question that divided the colonies and brought the convention to a stalemate until the founders chose to allow the slave trade to continue for at least twenty more years, and to leave any final resolution to future generations.

Of course, the answer to the slavery question was already embedded within our Constitution - a Constitution that had at is very core the ideal of equal citizenship under the law; a Constitution that promised its people liberty, and justice, and a union that could be and should be perfected over time.

And yet words on a parchment would not be enough to deliver slaves from bondage, or provide men and women of every color and creed their full rights and obligations as citizens of the United States. What would be needed were Americans in successive generations who were willing to do their part - through protests and struggle, on the streets and in the courts, through a civil war and civil disobedience and always at great risk - to narrow that gap between the promise of our ideals and the reality of their time.

This was one of the tasks we set forth at the beginning of this campaign - to continue the long march of those who came before us, a march for a more just, more equal, more free, more caring and more prosperous America. I chose to run for the presidency at this moment in history because I believe deeply that we cannot solve the challenges of our time unless we solve them together - unless we perfect our union by understanding that we may have different stories, but we hold common hopes; that we may not look the same and we may not have come from the same place, but we all want to move in the same direction - towards a better future for of children and our grandchildren.

This belief comes from my unyielding faith in the decency and generosity of the American people. But it also comes from my own American story.

I am the son of a black man from Kenya and a white woman from Kansas. I was raised with the help of a white grandfather who survived a Depression to serve in Patton's Army during World War II and a white grandmother who worked on a bomber assembly line at Fort Leavenworth while he was overseas. I've gone to some of the best schools in America and lived in one of the world's poorest nations. I am married to a black American who carries within her the blood of slaves and slaveowners - an inheritance we pass on to our two precious daughters. I have brothers, sisters, nieces, nephews, uncles and cousins, of every race and every hue, scattered across three continents, and for as long as I live, I will never forget that in no other country on Earth is my story even possible.

It's a story that hasn't made me the most conventional candidate. But it is a story that has seared into my genetic makeup the idea that this nation is more than the sum of its parts - that out of many, we are truly one.

Throughout the first year of this campaign, against all predictions to the contrary, we saw how hungry the American people were for this message of unity. Despite the temptation to view my candidacy through a purely racial lens, we won commanding victories in states with some of the whitest populations in the country. In South Carolina, where the Confederate Flag still flies, we built a powerful coalition of African Americans and white Americans.

This is not to say that race has not been an issue in the campaign. At various stages in the campaign, some commentators have deemed me either "too black" or "not black enough." We saw racial tensions bubble to the surface during the week before the South Carolina primary. The press has scoured every exit poll for the latest evidence of racial polarization, not just in terms of white and black, but black and brown as well.

And yet, it has only been in the last couple of weeks that the discussion of race in this campaign has taken a particularly divisive turn.

On one end of the spectrum, we've heard the implication that my candidacy is somehow an exercise in affirmative action; that it's based solely on the desire of wide-eyed liberals to purchase racial reconciliation on the cheap. On the other end, we've heard my former pastor, Reverend Jeremiah Wright, use incendiary language to express views that have the potential not only to widen the racial divide, but views that denigrate both the greatness and the goodness of our nation; that rightly offend white and black alike.

I have already condemned, in unequivocal terms, the statements of Reverend Wright that have caused such controversy. For some, nagging questions remain. Did I know him to be an occasionally fierce critic of American domestic and foreign policy? Of course. Did I ever hear him make remarks that could be considered controversial while I sat in church? Yes. Did I strongly disagree with many of his political views? Absolutely - just as I'm sure many of you have heard remarks from your pastors, priests, or rabbis with which you strongly disagreed.

But the remarks that have caused this recent firestorm weren't simply controversial. They weren't simply a religious leader's effort to speak out against perceived injustice. Instead, they expressed a profoundly distorted view of this country - a view that sees white racism as endemic, and that elevates what is wrong with America above all that we know is right with America; a view that sees the conflicts in the Middle East as rooted primarily in the actions of stalwart allies like Israel, instead of emanating from the perverse and hateful ideologies of radical Islam.

As such, Reverend Wright's comments were not only wrong but divisive, divisive at a time when we need unity; racially charged at a time when we need to come together to solve a set of monumental problems - two wars, a terrorist threat, a falling economy, a chronic health care crisis and potentially devastating climate change; problems that are neither black or white or Latino or Asian, but rather problems that confront us all.

Given my background, my politics, and my professed values and ideals, there will no doubt be those for whom my statements of condemnation are not enough. Why associate myself with Reverend Wright in the first place, they may ask? Why not join another church? And I confess that if all that I knew of Reverend Wright were the snippets of those sermons that have run in an endless loop on the television and You Tube, or if Trinity United Church of Christ conformed to the caricatures being peddled by some commentators, there is no doubt that I would react in much the same way

But the truth is, that isn't all that I know of the man. The man I met more than twenty years ago is a man who helped introduce me to my Christian faith, a man who spoke to me about our obligations to love one another; to care for the sick and lift up the poor. He is a man who served his country as a U.S. Marine; who has studied and lectured at some of the finest universities and seminaries in the country, and who for over thirty years led a church that serves the community by doing God's work here on Earth - by housing the homeless, ministering to the needy, providing day care services and scholarships and prison ministries, and reaching out to those suffering from HIV/AIDS.

In my first book, Dreams From My Father, I described the experience of my first service at Trinity:

"People began to shout, to rise from their seats and clap and cry out, a forceful wind carrying the reverend's voice up into the rafters....And in that single note - hope! - I heard something else; at the foot of that cross, inside the thousands of churches across the city, I imagined the stories of ordinary black people merging with the stories of David and Goliath, Moses and Pharaoh, the Christians in the lion's den, Ezekiel's field of dry bones. Those stories - of survival, and freedom, and hope - became our story, my story; the blood that had spilled was our blood, the tears our tears; until this black church, on this bright day, seemed once more a vessel carrying the story of a people into future generations and into a larger world. Our trials and triumphs became at once unique and universal, black and more than black; in chronicling our journey, the stories and songs gave us a means to reclaim memories that we didn't need to feel shame about...memories that all people might study and cherish - and with which we could start to rebuild."

That has been my experience at Trinity. Like other predominantly black churches across the country, Trinity embodies the black community in its entirety - the doctor and the welfare mom, the model student and the former gang-banger. Like other black churches, Trinity's services are full of raucous laughter and sometimes bawdy humor. They are full of dancing, clapping, screaming and shouting that may seem jarring to the untrained ear. The church contains in full the kindness and cruelty, the fierce intelligence and the shocking ignorance, the struggles and successes, the love and yes, the bitterness and bias that make up the black experience in America.

And this helps explain, perhaps, my relationship with Reverend Wright. As imperfect as he may be, he has been like family to me. He strengthened my faith, officiated my wedding, and baptized my children. Not once in my conversations with him have I heard him talk about any ethnic group in derogatory terms, or treat whites with whom he interacted with anything but courtesy and respect. He contains within him the contradictions - the good and the bad - of the community that he has served diligently for so many years.

I can no more disown him than I can disown the black community. I can no more disown him than I can my white grandmother - a woman who helped raise me, a woman who sacrificed again and again for me, a woman who loves me as much as she loves anything in this world, but a woman who once confessed her fear of black men who passed by her on the street, and who on more than one occasion has uttered racial or ethnic stereotypes that made me cringe.

These people are a part of me. And they are a part of America, this country that I love.

Some will see this as an attempt to justify or excuse comments that are simply inexcusable. I can assure you it is not. I suppose the politically safe thing would be to move on from this episode and just hope that it fades into the woodwork. We can dismiss Reverend Wright as a crank or a demagogue, just as some have dismissed Geraldine Ferraro, in the aftermath of her recent statements, as harboring some deep-seated racial bias.

But race is an issue that I believe this nation cannot afford to ignore right now. We would be making the same mistake that Reverend Wright made in his offending sermons about America - to simplify and stereotype and amplify the negative to the point that it distorts reality.

The fact is that the comments that have been made and the issues that have surfaced over the last few weeks reflect the complexities of race in this country that we've never really worked through - a part of our union that we have yet to perfect. And if we walk away now, if we simply retreat into our respective corners, we will never be able to come together and solve challenges like health care, or education, or the need to find good jobs for every American.

Understanding this reality requires a reminder of how we arrived at this point. As William Faulkner once wrote, "The past isn't dead and buried. In fact, it isn't even past." We do not need to recite here the history of racial injustice in this country. But we do need to remind ourselves that so many of the disparities that exist in the African-American community today can be directly traced to inequalities passed on from an earlier generation that suffered under the brutal legacy of slavery and Jim Crow.

Segregated schools were, and are, inferior schools; we still haven't fixed them, fifty years after Brown v. Board of Education, and the inferior education they provided, then and now, helps explain the pervasive achievement gap between today's black and white students.

Legalized discrimination - where blacks were prevented, often through violence, from owning property, or loans were not granted to African-American business owners, or black homeowners could not access FHA mortgages, or blacks were excluded from unions, or the police force, or fire departments - meant that black families could not amass any meaningful wealth to bequeath to future generations. That history helps explain the wealth and income gap between black and white, and the concentrated pockets of poverty that persists in so many of today's urban and rural communities.

A lack of economic opportunity among black men, and the shame and frustration that came from not being able to provide for one's family, contributed to the erosion of black families - a problem that welfare policies for many years may have worsened. And the lack of basic services in so many urban black neighborhoods - parks for kids to play in, police walking the beat, regular garbage pick-up and building code enforcement - all helped create a cycle of violence, blight and neglect that continue to haunt us.

This is the reality in which Reverend Wright and other African-Americans of his generation grew up. They came of age in the late fifties and early sixties, a time when segregation was still the law of the land and opportunity was systematically constricted. What's remarkable is not how many failed in the face of discrimination, but rather how many men and women overcame the odds; how many were able to make a way out of no way for those like me who would come after them.

But for all those who scratched and clawed their way to get a piece of the American Dream, there were many who didn't make it - those who were ultimately defeated, in one way or another, by discrimination. That legacy of defeat was passed on to future generations - those young men and increasingly young women who we see standing on street corners or languishing in our prisons, without hope or prospects for the future. Even for those blacks who did make it, questions of race, and racism, continue to define their worldview in fundamental ways. For the men and women of Reverend Wright's generation, the memories of humiliation and doubt and fear have not gone away; nor has the anger and the bitterness of those years. That anger may not get expressed in public, in front of white co-workers or white friends. But it does find voice in the barbershop or around the kitchen table. At times, that anger is exploited by politicians, to gin up votes along racial lines, or to make up for a politician's own failings.

And occasionally it finds voice in the church on Sunday morning, in the pulpit and in the pews. The fact that so many people are surprised to hear that anger in some of Reverend Wright's sermons simply reminds us of the old truism that the most segregated hour in American life occurs on Sunday morning. That anger is not always productive; indeed, all too often it distracts attention from solving real problems; it keeps us from squarely facing our own complicity in our condition, and prevents the African-American community from forging the alliances it needs to bring about real change. But the anger is real; it is powerful; and to simply wish it away, to condemn it without understanding its roots, only serves to widen the chasm of misunderstanding that exists between the races.

In fact, a similar anger exists within segments of the white community. Most working- and middle-class white Americans don't feel that they have been particularly privileged by their race. Their experience is the immigrant experience - as far as they're concerned, no one's handed them anything, they've built it from scratch. They've worked hard all their lives, many times only to see their jobs shipped overseas or their pension dumped after a lifetime of labor. They are anxious about their futures, and feel their dreams slipping away; in an era of stagnant wages and global competition, opportunity comes to be seen as a zero sum game, in which your dreams come at my expense. So when they are told to bus their children to a school across town; when they hear that an African American is getting an advantage in landing a good job or a spot in a good college because of an injustice that they themselves never committed; when they're told that their fears about crime in urban neighborhoods are somehow prejudiced, resentment builds over time.

Like the anger within the black community, these resentments aren't always expressed in polite company. But they have helped shape the political landscape for at least a generation. Anger over welfare and affirmative action helped forge the Reagan Coalition. Politicians routinely exploited fears of crime for their own electoral ends. Talk show hosts and conservative commentators built entire careers unmasking bogus claims of racism while dismissing legitimate discussions of racial injustice and inequality as mere political correctness or reverse racism.

Just as black anger often proved counterproductive, so have these white resentments distracted attention from the real culprits of the middle class squeeze - a corporate culture rife with inside dealing, questionable accounting practices, and short-term greed; a Washington dominated by lobbyists and special interests; economic policies that favor the few over the many. And yet, to wish away the resentments of white Americans, to label them as misguided or even racist, without recognizing they are grounded in legitimate concerns - this too widens the racial divide, and blocks the path to understanding.

This is where we are right now. It's a racial stalemate we've been stuck in for years. Contrary to the claims of some of my critics, black and white, I have never been so naïve as to believe that we can get beyond our racial divisions in a single election cycle, or with a single candidacy - particularly a candidacy as imperfect as my own.

But I have asserted a firm conviction - a conviction rooted in my faith in God and my faith in the American people - that working together we can move beyond some of our old racial wounds, and that in fact we have no choice is we are to continue on the path of a more perfect union.

For the African-American community, that path means embracing the burdens of our past without becoming victims of our past. It means continuing to insist on a full measure of justice in every aspect of American life. But it also means binding our particular grievances - for better health care, and better schools, and better jobs - to the larger aspirations of all Americans -- the white woman struggling to break the glass ceiling, the white man whose been laid off, the immigrant trying to feed his family. And it means taking full responsibility for own lives - by demanding more from our fathers, and spending more time with our children, and reading to them, and teaching them that while they may face challenges and discrimination in their own lives, they must never succumb to despair or cynicism; they must always believe that they can write their own destiny.

Ironically, this quintessentially American - and yes, conservative - notion of self-help found frequent expression in Reverend Wright's sermons. But what my former pastor too often failed to understand is that embarking on a program of self-help also requires a belief that society can change.

The profound mistake of Reverend Wright's sermons is not that he spoke about racism in our society. It's that he spoke as if our society was static; as if no progress has been made; as if this country - a country that has made it possible for one of his own members to run for the highest office in the land and build a coalition of white and black; Latino and Asian, rich and poor, young and old -- is still irrevocably bound to a tragic past. But what we know -- what we have seen - is that America can change. That is true genius of this nation. What we have already achieved gives us hope - the audacity to hope - for what we can and must achieve tomorrow.

In the white community, the path to a more perfect union means acknowledging that what ails the African-American community does not just exist in the minds of black people; that the legacy of discrimination - and current incidents of discrimination, while less overt than in the past - are real and must be addressed. Not just with words, but with deeds - by investing in our schools and our communities; by enforcing our civil rights laws and ensuring fairness in our criminal justice system; by providing this generation with ladders of opportunity that were unavailable for previous generations. It requires all Americans to realize that your dreams do not have to come at the expense of my dreams; that investing in the health, welfare, and education of black and brown and white children will ultimately help all of America prosper.

In the end, then, what is called for is nothing more, and nothing less, than what all the world's great religions demand - that we do unto others as we would have them do unto us. Let us be our brother's keeper, Scripture tells us. Let us be our sister's keeper. Let us find that common stake we all have in one another, and let our politics reflect that spirit as well.

For we have a choice in this country. We can accept a politics that breeds division, and conflict, and cynicism. We can tackle race only as spectacle - as we did in the OJ trial - or in the wake of tragedy, as we did in the aftermath of Katrina - or as fodder for the nightly news. We can play Reverend Wright's sermons on every channel, every day and talk about them from now until the election, and make the only question in this campaign whether or not the American people think that I somehow believe or sympathize with his most offensive words. We can pounce on some gaffe by a Hillary supporter as evidence that she's playing the race card, or we can speculate on whether white men will all flock to John McCain in the general election regardless of his policies.

We can do that.

But if we do, I can tell you that in the next election, we'll be talking about some other distraction. And then another one. And then another one. And nothing will change.

That is one option. Or, at this moment, in this election, we can come together and say, "Not this time." This time we want to talk about the crumbling schools that are stealing the future of black children and white children and Asian children and Hispanic children and Native American children. This time we want to reject the cynicism that tells us that these kids can't learn; that those kids who don't look like us are somebody else's problem. The children of America are not those kids, they are our kids, and we will not let them fall behind in a 21st century economy. Not this time.

This time we want to talk about how the lines in the Emergency Room are filled with whites and blacks and Hispanics who do not have health care; who don't have the power on their own to overcome the special interests in Washington, but who can take them on if we do it together.

This time we want to talk about the shuttered mills that once provided a decent life for men and women of every race, and the homes for sale that once belonged to Americans from every religion, every region, every walk of life. This time we want to talk about the fact that the real problem is not that someone who doesn't look like you might take your job; it's that the corporation you work for will ship it overseas for nothing more than a profit.

This time we want to talk about the men and women of every color and creed who serve together, and fight together, and bleed together under the same proud flag. We want to talk about how to bring them home from a war that never should've been authorized and never should've been waged, and we want to talk about how we'll show our patriotism by caring for them, and their families, and giving them the benefits they have earned.

I would not be running for President if I didn't believe with all my heart that this is what the vast majority of Americans want for this country. This union may never be perfect, but generation after generation has shown that it can always be perfected. And today, whenever I find myself feeling doubtful or cynical about this possibility, what gives me the most hope is the next generation - the young people whose attitudes and beliefs and openness to change have already made history in this election.

There is one story in particularly that I'd like to leave you with today - a story I told when I had the great honor of speaking on Dr. King's birthday at his home church, Ebenezer Baptist, in Atlanta.

There is a young, twenty-three year old white woman named Ashley Baia who organized for our campaign in Florence, South Carolina. She had been working to organize a mostly African-American community since the beginning of this campaign, and one day she was at a roundtable discussion where everyone went around telling their story and why they were there.

And Ashley said that when she was nine years old, her mother got cancer. And because she had to miss days of work, she was let go and lost her health care. They had to file for bankruptcy, and that's when Ashley decided that she had to do something to help her mom.

She knew that food was one of their most expensive costs, and so Ashley convinced her mother that what she really liked and really wanted to eat more than anything else was mustard and relish sandwiches. Because that was the cheapest way to eat.

She did this for a year until her mom got better, and she told everyone at the roundtable that the reason she joined our campaign was so that she could help the millions of other children in the country who want and need to help their parents too.

Now Ashley might have made a different choice. Perhaps somebody told her along the way that the source of her mother's problems were blacks who were on welfare and too lazy to work, or Hispanics who were coming into the country illegally. But she didn't. She sought out allies in her fight against injustice.

Anyway, Ashley finishes her story and then goes around the room and asks everyone else why they're supporting the campaign. They all have different stories and reasons. Many bring up a specific issue. And finally they come to this elderly black man who's been sitting there quietly the entire time. And Ashley asks him why he's there. And he does not bring up a specific issue. He does not say health care or the economy. He does not say education or the war. He does not say that he was there because of Barack Obama. He simply says to everyone in the room, "I am here because of Ashley."

"I'm here because of Ashley." By itself, that single moment of recognition between that young white girl and that old black man is not enough. It is not enough to give health care to the sick, or jobs to the jobless, or education to our children.

But it is where we start. It is where our union grows stronger. And as so many generations have come to realize over the course of the two-hundred and twenty one years since a band of patriots signed that document in Philadelphia, that is where the perfection begins.

Khir Toyo is a Funny Chap

2008-03-19T22:46:00.010+08:00

Commenting on claims that Barisan had tried to destroy documents kept at the state secretariat building, Dr Khir said these were just rumours and that he had always been transparent and all the papers were in order.

“We have nothing to hide,” he said. ~ the star

Elizabeth Wong begs to differ. There's proof. Guess he's still in denial about the existence of internet and the possibility of him going to jail. Haha.

Samy Really Over?

2008-03-09T04:34:00.004+08:00

Will Samy cry, act, writhe & slither his way back into power via the Senate??? -I suspect so.
Malaysians want full Velu not just Samy Velu.

The Dewan Negara consists of 70 members, 26 of elected by the State Legislative Assembly representing the 13 states (2 each). 44 other members are appointed by the King on the advice of the Prime Minister, including two members from Federal Territory of Kuala Lumpur(one of them has to be opposition since BN only won 1 seat) , and one each from Labuan and Putrajaya.

The Senate reviews legislation that has been passed by the Dewan Rakyat. Both houses must pass a bill before it can be sent to the King for royal assent; however, if the Dewan Negara rejects a bill, it can delay the bill's passage by a year.

Members of the Dewan Negara can be Ministers. Who will they be??? We shall see...

The Rakyat Have Spoken Loud and Clear

2008-03-09T03:27:00.010+08:00

Officially The Barisan Rakyat caused upset Kedah, Penang, Kelantan, Perak and Selangor. Byee Khir Toyol the MB no more, Bye Samy! Chow Mai Fun got Chow Yau Yi! Nazri the ass won la - Crap!

I think my guy Lim Lip Eng won too!!!

The rakyat have spoken! Now they have to listen or we'll scream!

T. Adnan, sorry the rakyat has more faith in a bunch of unemployed women bloggers than BN. Amongst them; Tony Phua, Nik Nazmi, Jeff Ooi and Elizabeth Wong. Hahaha!

BTW does self employed = unemployed? If so, I guess I'm guilty.

I Gave Opposition the Axe

2008-03-08T18:24:00.005+08:00

Yay! I voted. Done. DAP popped my voting cherry!
Saya sudah kasi pangkah dekat it pembangkang!!!
(I Gave The Opposition the Axe)

I took a walk to the school down the road, gave them my I.C and was given a station & serial number. Went to room 6... Puffing & panting (3 flights of stairs up!) gave the guy my IC again he then shouted my name & IC number to no one in particular read out my serial number and handed me a ballot with a serial number! I may have imagined it but I think the serial number was in pad the with my personal details... So much for anonymous vote... then I went behind a desk with a cardboard thingie (heart pounding) and put an 'X' next to the rocket with the pencil provided. Took me less than a minute.

Why use pencil? Is it so they can erase it easily? I quote one very angry uncle at my polling station "Why you give pencil? You want to use rubber-ah?"
Then informed by brother "that they use pencil so computer can read la!" -Boy do I feel stupid...

Anxiously awaiting results.

CERAMAH!

2008-03-07T18:32:00.002+08:00

Oh der! I think I'm turning into an opposition ceramah freak!!! Tonight SS2 Haris Ibrahim & Tony Pua.

Lembah Pantai -BN Side Show

2008-03-07T02:03:00.013+08:00

PKR -Lembah Pantai

BN -Bangsar

Was out & about Bangsar area and chanced upon BN held ceramah for Lembah Pantai MP Sharizat in front of BV2 with screens, ample seating, fan & shelter from the rain. Alas! Look at the turnout during Najib's speech. Oh Dear! Blame it on the rain... although that hasn't seemed to hinder listeners at any of the opposition partys' ceramahs.

Seems like Malaysians find listening to the opposition talk 'shit' more entertaining than BN Politicians even with Mini Chinese Pop Concert thrown in. There was more coppers than Rakyat. While Bangsar folk hardly bat an eyelid, carried on with their regular activities. Maybe they figured they could watch it on TV. -If the ceramah turnouts are an indication of voter sentiment, with 2 days to go, BN can say bye bye to Lembah Pantai.

MCA! 12th General Elections, 2008

2008-03-06T03:17:00.010+08:00

"If DAP wants to fight UMNO, then it should contest against UMNO." ~Wong

Come on!!! These guys are intent on clinging to this sad old cliche like it's some sort of magical mantra... Like a broken record! Yea the people want more corrupt Chinese Ministers to be token puppets in Parliament? They must be so scared shit to now, resorting to fear tactics... What an insult to the Malaysian Chinese population.

MCA is so far removed from the people they supposedly represent they are not even in touch with the what they want. Race is no longer an issue. It has no relevance today. Wake up it's 2008 not the 60s! At least do some homework la elections are in 2 days... Address the real issues instead of skirting around them!

It's like if I were to say if this guy blames Anwar why doesn't he contest against him? Tell it to all the Chinese in Kelantan voting for PAS! Maybe MCA should try to win some seats there. talk nonsense, some more. Nothing to say, don't say anything! Boo! Shame! Shame! MCA is embarrassing us all.

Why More Opposition Is Needed In Parlimen

2008-03-04T22:53:00.021+08:00

Cos these guys need to go!!!

Segambut MP Stake-Out!

2008-03-04T22:09:00.005+08:00

I'm stalking Lim Lip Eng.... Ok so not really stalking but I did find some info about my DAP candidate Lim Lip Eng, partly with Peter's help from http://pray-for-malaysia.blogspot.com, who also promised to email me more info... also found this video of him on YouTube. Lim's the lawyer who is suing the government for the Baby Yok Shang case... so means he's one of those do-gooder types.

To get in on the action went to another DAP ceramah at TTDI two nights ago where my guy did speak but it was pouring like mad(BN must've sent their bomohs out -lol) so didn't hear anything he had to say. I was drenched to the bone and so was everyone else but nobody left! Everyone stayed and patriotism was at an all time high. Raja Petra & Haris Ibrahim (go bloggers!!!) proved to be the most popular speakers. The turnout was also enormous, across the street into the mamak shops. No money for DAP supporters only patriotism!!! In fact donation boxes were passed round.I also found out that his opponent Ma Woey Chi had lost twice in Kepong and is now moving to a BN stronghold that Dr. Tan built up. Sad state of party affairs in Gerakan... BN needs to shape up and I really hope it does but for now... ;) I hope the opposition wins their 1/3 seats... and it really looks possible. Hidup Rakyat!!!

Check Your Voting Status

2008-03-02T05:06:00.009+08:00

Check your voter status and voting details (location, time, etc.). Otherwise someone else may be voting for you...

It's easy.

Go to: http://daftarj.spr.gov.my/daftarbi.asp
Type in your IC no.

Your info will come up... Very efficient. Malaysia Boleh!
Although the URL's kinda complicated.

VOTE FOR WHO???

2008-03-02T03:23:00.006+08:00

With less than a week to the Malaysian General Elections, the heat is on and the poo-slinging is way appealing to my shit-stirring side...

Attended an opposition ceramah (rally) two nights ago at Brickfields with all the opposition bigwigs Anwar, Gobin Singh & Co. that really got my heart pumping. It was exciting (dirt!), feeling really patriotic at the same time! Basically it was one big hilarious Samy bash-fest. Although everyone got a real kick out of it... While highlighting the obvious faults of BN, I'm not sure they communicated plans on how they'll be effective. I want change, but still need to be convinced the opposition can make it happen!

Confused! Confused! Confused!

Have been haunting these sites lately:
http://rantingsbymm.blogspot.com
http://malaysiavotes.com
http://bersih.org
http://politics101malaysia.blogsome.com
http://www.mycen.com.my/malaysia/election2008.html
http://asylum60.blogspot.com

Most of the stuff online are pro change and there are some pretty decent resources to help voters make an informed choice. Sorry! If you want the BN side of things you'll read the newspapers. LOL!

Still not sure who I'm voting for. Can't find info about my candidates ... google came up with nothing.
They are: Segambut, Ma Woei Chyi (BN) & Lim Lip Eng (DAP)
Based on looks will have to go with Lim... somebody please tell me where to get some 411 on these guys. Driving me nuts!

Married Men Are Sleazy

2008-02-24T06:17:00.004+08:00

Q: Why is it that I get hit on by married man way more often than their single counterparts???

A: Is it because

Wives suck (or refuse to)
Men don't want to hump the mother of their kids
Women don't want to be humped by their Baby's Daddy
I need to hang out with more single people
Men are just not programed for long-term monogamy
Men, married and/or single are scum

Gillian Chung Got Plastic Surgery?

2008-02-22T04:29:00.018+08:00

Spot The Difference

When Edison Chen took his laptop for repairs, thousands of risqué pictures of ladies including celebrities Twins singer Gillian Chung, actresses Cecilia Cheung & Maggie Q among others were leaked. I'm over the sex scandal now, and am obsessed with Gillian's face! She looks really different in those pictures...
Tried to google-ing Gilliuan Chung cosmetic surgery & Chinese celebrity plastic surgery but nothing came up... except more sex scandal stuff.

My Guess... Eyes & Nose. -I don't mind looking like her post op. I'm so totally hating here.

Edison Chen Sex Scandal - Don't Hate

2008-02-22T02:50:00.016+08:00

So I'm just jumping on the Edison bandwagon... the latest celebrity to join the sex scandal club. Sexy pictures of HK starlets such as Cecelia (Hairy Crab) Chung & Gillian (Hypocrite) Hung from Twins taken for his own personal collection flooded the internet... Asia - Represent! Also cuz it's all everyone ever talks about.

I got to give him this -dude's got mad game!!! He's such a player to get all that famous ass and proof of it all over the cyberspace on blogs like The Gutter Report( in English).

Only thing that killed the cool quotient is the lame apology today... saying he's devoting time to "Community Service & Charity" and heal himself??? Whatever for??? Not to mention cliche.
Two words -Consenting Adults. How 'bout one more -Private

Imagined HK would be more forgiving about these kinda things... guess they're a bunch of prudes. Judgmental hypocrites @ Haters & that whole apology thing just validates their existence. Tsk! Tsk! Maybe they can make him wear that vest that says "Comunity Service" and pick up trash in Singapore to show how sorry he really is.

I'll bet anything sales of Infernal Affairs DVDs and other less notable films of his are tripling, even quadrupling worldwide as I type this sentence. No publicity is bad publicity. It made Paris Hilton's career why should it ruin Edison's?

But really he should consider a career in stand-up comedy and talk about this whole thing... be a sell out show for sure. Better do it before Russel Peters does.

Only in Thailand! Tiger Show - Exotic. Strange. Humbling

2008-02-16T21:40:00.011+08:00

According to urbandictionary.com:

tiger show
In Thailand, a special sex show involving a number of acrobatic displays. Examples of what to expect at a tiger show are, women shooting darts out of their pussies, women shooting ping pong balls out of their pussies, and women women opening beer bottles with their pussies. Fun is had by all, and generally each man in attendance finishes his night with a private performance from one of the entertainers.

Since my friend was visiting this part of Asia for the 1st time, figured it was a necessary evil. Wondering down Patpong, and within seconds were approached by someone asking if we wanted to catch one.

-Hell Yeah! How did she know?

Ended up in a place called Super Pussy making friends with the friendly lady boy hostess who sat with us and told us about penis sizes & performance abilities of all nationalities... Apparently, Malaysian men have small willies.

The show itself was really fascinating, she was skilled enough to write Welcome to Super Pussy! With a marker on a board!!! Wow!!! We clapped in awe. According to our friendly lady boy, these skills take 10 or more years to acquire and can only be performed by "original pussy" aka real women. It did get annoying after a while because we had to keep tipping the performers before and after every trick. I think it's some kind of scam but whatever was fun while it lasted.

Got to see candles being blown out on a birthday cake, darts accurately hitting balloons, breaking & seperating eggs and metres and meters of ribbon being pulled out. Some people find this demeaning and dirty but I didn't really think it was that bad. I was more humbled... what can my pussy do if it had to give a show???

Long Time No See

2008-02-07T05:14:00.001+08:00

Wow! I Haven't Blogged in like forever... As if anyone is reading this. Hahahah

Well Happy Chinese New Year of The Rat!!!