Served Salty -A Super Neurotic Insomniac's Drivel. Another LameAss Blog? Maybe, Maybe Not
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Wentworth Miller Gay?
Friday, September 7, 2007
Art Immitates Life!!! Love These Fakes!
Thursday, September 6, 2007
I Need This!!!
I really want this shirt from Urban Outfitters & They don't ship outside USA! AAAAAAAGGHH!!! It's great I have 1 already, it hides my gut (without making me look preggers) even when sitting down.
I called my ex in the US to bug & beg him for it. He's going to send it -I hope. Yay! I love him!!!
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
I'm Not A Plastic Bag ... So?
Mine!!!Hilarious True Story:
The store rang & warned me, I too was at risk of getting beat-down (Seriously???...Seriously). Jokes aside. The rumours were confirmed today. Thousands mobbed the store on Friday forcing the shop to turn off the lights, while pretending to be closed. -Cowards! They also received threatening profane phone calls.
Apparently the Polis had to be called in 'cos security guards couldn't contain the riot, which just got nuttier by the minute. It got worse, when they gave away notepads as some kind of consolation after selling out of bags. People were tripping all over themselves and each other and just tripping in general. C'mon, notepads??? -Oh, Behave People!
Saturday, July 7, 2007
Die Hard 4, A Wedding & A Fabulous Bag

Still in Love With My Stuart Weitzman -The Best Date Ever
Cute Guys, o' where art thou?
07.07.07. Wedding date of the year! Interestingly enough it's also the couple's 7th year together. Buy 4-D! The oogler was there again, oogling... Yucker! Soooo NOT any cute guys there, was forced to entertain self which wasn't too hard. The groom's mom is one of those scary my son is too good for anyone types. Still in shock from her speech (she said "ball breaker"-Aiyahyai!).
Petalled the couple's bed (under the covers). Imagine they come back to a dark room, drunk & get rose petals stuck up their butts while oinking & you too wouldn't be able to contain your laughter if you heard TY say "Enjoy tonight" to the bride... I did... all the way home ;) -Cheep Thrills! The take home chocs from Westinn are to die for! Scanned deserted tables for extras but everyone took theirs home. -Gluttons! I wanted extras!
Monday, July 2, 2007
Peachy
This one (modeled by Fruitcake, a 34B on good days) is especially cool not 'cos we get what it says (???) but because it strategically tests the potency of a well padded bra thereby bringing on most welcome attention from the opposite sex!
Tip: Very useful to have on while out shopping for bras ;)

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