Sufiah, Malaysian Ex Nerd: Hooking=$$$

Sufiah's rationalization in her tell all video on News of the World about her £130-an-hour job makes hooking sound fun and I just love the disclaimer at the end of the video.

"My clients love the fact that I can stimulate their minds AND their bodies"

"And I don't believe my education has been wasted—in fact I usually take problem sheets with me to solve before appointments."

"I have men who are thrilled about my passion for mathematics. In fact one made me recite equations while he pleasured me, then I gave him oral sex while he chatted about algebra. It drove him wild."

She's not the first Malaysian Nerd Gone Wild...
There's this other chick that's a exotic model/escort in the US who supposedly used to be a nerd too. We're not just losing our brains we're losing our beauties and BOOBS to the west too! -You Go Girlfriends!!!

www.myspace.com/milanq

Gillian Chung Got Plastic Surgery?

Spot The Difference

When Edison Chen took his laptop for repairs, thousands of risqué pictures of ladies including celebrities Twins singer Gillian Chung, actresses Cecilia Cheung & Maggie Q among others were leaked. I'm over the sex scandal now, and am obsessed with Gillian's face! She looks really different in those pictures...
Tried to google-ing Gilliuan Chung cosmetic surgery & Chinese celebrity plastic surgery but nothing came up... except more sex scandal stuff.

My Guess... Eyes & Nose. -I don't mind looking like her post op. I'm so totally hating here.

Edison Chen Sex Scandal - Don't Hate

So I'm just jumping on the Edison bandwagon... the latest celebrity to join the sex scandal club. Sexy pictures of HK starlets such as Cecelia (Hairy Crab) Chung & Gillian (Hypocrite) Hung from Twins taken for his own personal collection flooded the internet... Asia - Represent! Also cuz it's all everyone ever talks about.

I got to give him this -dude's got mad game!!! He's such a player to get all that famous ass and proof of it all over the cyberspace on blogs like The Gutter Report( in English).

Only thing that killed the cool quotient is the lame apology today... saying he's devoting time to "Community Service & Charity" and heal himself??? Whatever for??? Not to mention cliche.
Two words -Consenting Adults. How 'bout one more -Private

Imagined HK would be more forgiving about these kinda things... guess they're a bunch of prudes. Judgmental hypocrites @ Haters & that whole apology thing just validates their existence. Tsk! Tsk! Maybe they can make him wear that vest that says "Comunity Service" and pick up trash in Singapore to show how sorry he really is.

I'll bet anything sales of Infernal Affairs DVDs and other less notable films of his are tripling, even quadrupling worldwide as I type this sentence. No publicity is bad publicity. It made Paris Hilton's career why should it ruin Edison's?

But really he should consider a career in stand-up comedy and talk about this whole thing... be a sell out show for sure. Better do it before Russel Peters does.

Wentworth Miller Gay?

http://justjared.buzznet.com

Perez Hilton started the rumour that he's gay last year, Wentworth denied it, now justjared is saying he's dating Luke Macfarlane (see picture) ... Everything else I read basically say the same thing over & over... Whatever... All I want to know is what's with the matching flip-flops?

My Friend's in A Band... On You Tube

I actually know Julia Ghoulia from The Brides in this video!!! We went to school together & she really is cool! There's my claim to fame. Yeah!

I hope she becomes really, really famous and then I can invite myself to be part of her entourage... more scamming going on in my head...

New Shocks

Avril Lavigne Broke My Heart

Despite having to wake up to Girlfriend every morning, (I set it on my alarm) I can still listen to it over & over, especially the Chinese vesion... I love Avril! She has 'tude! I wanna be her when I grow up!

So what's this she being sued left & right for plagarism. Rubinoos, some geekasaur band from the 70s says she copied them. Listen below:



You broke my heart Avril... But only for a second. So what if you copy people! Who hasn't? You still Rock it Better! See below. I'm so coming to Canada!



Random thought: What did people do before there was you tube?

Becks' Blog Bust!!!

Does this mean they're not responsible for the dull content?

The Great Blog Stalk Pt 2 : Celebrity Blogs ... A Girl Needs Her Goss

Celebrity Blogs -Blogs About Celebrities aka Gossip Blogs/Rags Not by Celebrities

http://cantopopnews.blogspot.com -Canto-pop content
http://ybf.blogspot.com -Black Celeb Gossip
http://dlisted.com -Very Mean but Funny
http://gawker.com -New York based
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com -Awful Oufits
http://www.ohlalaparis.com -Gay Interest (Hot Guys!)

More:
http://www.tmz.com
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com
http://thesuperficial.com
http://www.starblogs.net
http://plastic90210.blogspot.com
http://wwtdd.com
http://www.celebritypuke.com
http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com

Celebrity Bloglist : The Great Blog Stalk Pt. 1

Blogging Celebrities @ Celebrities Who Blog

Do not confuse with celebrity blogs or celebrity bloggers

Warning!: Loads of shameless self-promo

Jeff Bridges Doodles on His Blog

Alicia Keys bonds with fans. Includes audio messages
http://blog.myspace.com/aliciakeys
Anna Kournikova's blog reads more like a timetable.

Going here when... doing this where... come support this and that...

See you real soon now...
http://www.kournikova.com/journal
Anita Rodddick bodyshop founder/activist. She's inspirational
http://www.anitaroddick.com
Barbra Streisand
http://www.barbrastreisand.com/index.php?page=statements
Courtney Love blogs sometimes as Court
http://www.moonwashedrose.com/news
Dan Brown of DaVincci Code Fame. Am scanning for cryptic messages....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dan-brown
Donald Trump is part of a regular contributor to this blog group, expect Apprentice-like advice
http://www.trumpuniversity.com/blog/index.cfm
Gillian Anderson dispels gossip about her personal life & career
http://www.gilliananderson.ws/messages
Daniel Wu in English & Chinese
http://www.alivenotdead.com/7/spacelist_type_blog.html
Edison Chen is really into Hip-Hop
http://www.clotinc.com/blogs/public/edc
Ellen Degeneres posts behend the scenes footage of her show
http://telepicturesblog.warnerbros.com/ellenshow
Jackie Chan
http://www.jackiechan.com/messages
Jamie Lee Curtis
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jamie-lee-curtis
Jamie Oliver's is "Crammed With Tasty Tidbits"
http://www.jamieoliver.com/diary
Pornstar Jenna Jameson - "Yes believe your eyes its really me!
I spend a monumental amount of time on myspace

and things change here often, baby."
http://blog.myspace.com/JennaJameson
Jeff Bridges. Voted worst by some rating site but it's really funny.
Long load times, though
http://www.jeffbridges.com
Jessica Simpson does not write her own blog
http://www.sweetkisses.net/corner.html
Joan Rivers is Hilarious
http://www.joanriversblog.com/blog
John Mayer's blog is pretty cool & he writes well.

The highly publicised romance with Jessica is a sham. He's her tutor.
http://www.johnmayer.com/blog
Ken Levine, funny & famous TV writer for shows like Cheers
http://kenlevine.blogspot.com
Jossstone click on journal
http://www.jossstone.com
Kylie is was Hot!
http://www.kylie.com
Q: Whatever happened to MC Hammer?
A: He's a blogger
http://mchammer.blogspot.com
Her Madgesty, Madonna... "people think I'm flawless,

but I am just like everyone else. I fart! I poop! ... "

Not sure yet if it's really her or someone trying to be her
http://madonnasthoughts.blogspot.com
Margaret Cho Asian American Bisexual Comedian.

Wow! That's a lot of identities
http://www.margaretcho.com/blog
Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen. Typical fansite stuff catered to teens. Advice on this, thanks for that...
http://www.mary-kateandashley.com/blog
Micheal Moore's candid commentaries & political views
http://www.michaelmoore.com
Michelle Rodriguez from Lost addresses rumours about her sexuality
http://www.michelle-rodriguez.com/frommichelle.htm
Moby updates his blog a lot
http://www.moby.com/journal
Neil Gaiman, of Sandman comic book fame
http://www.neilgaiman.com/journal
Blogger's Choice Awards named Rosie O'Donnell's best celebrity blog.

Why? -I also Dunno...
http://www.rosie.com
Rupaul -Famous Diva & Transgender Icon
http://www.rupaul.com/news/index.html
Victoria Beckham blandly rubs in our faces what a wonderful life

she & David have... Who cares? Who cares? Who cares?...
http://www.dvbstyle.com/news/index.html
Wierd Al. Remember him?
http://www.myspace.com/weirdal
Will Wheaton. Ex Star Trek actor has rediscovered fame thru blogging
http://wilwheaton.net
Zach Braff from Scrubs. Quite a bit of self promotion

but has really funny personal bits here & there
http://www.zachbraff.com

Some Chinese & Taiwanese Celebrities' blogs found here in ENGLISH!!!
http://www.alivenotdead.com

The Great Blog Stalker

Celebrities Who Blog & Celebrity Blogs. Confused? -So is Google! While researching the abovementioned topics {ahem} , I found Google didn't know the difference between the 2.

Obsessively addicted to blogs (i.e.,nosy) & it's a suck fest with slow mo' internet connection ( Streamyx sux!). I "painstakingly" search for & re-search (read: surfing the web while pretending to work) blogs in hopes of compiling the list so I never have to google anything ending in blogs/blog/weblog again. -Yea right! This list will like take forever to compile.

Celebrity blogs first because we care more about them than we'll admit even though their blogs may suck worse than yours or mine (see Victoria Beckham's).

No Russell Peters For You

Russell Peters was supposed to come back in March. Found this post on his site:

KUALA LUMPUR
Sorry to say, but the show in KL will not proceed. Today - Sat.Jan.20.07. - we received confirmation that we did not get approval from the 'authorities'. Sorry KL but we tried. Despite our best efforts to put on a show here, we were rebuffed.
We will be back in Singapore at some point this year, so we hope that the thousands of Malaysian fans will make their way down for that show.
Jumpa lagi, Inshallah.
BB
RUSSELLPETERS.COM posted on January 21, 2007

What??? We missed a damn good time. Howla want to go global?