Tuesday, October 26, 2010

A Man Can Be Raped By A Woman

Not talking about a little boy molested by a sexually frustrated older woman, or prison butt rape I'm talking a grown man forced into sex with a woman!!! Was arguing about it over a smoke with my male friend who said it's impossible and to add insult to injury, he told me that I didn't have a penis and therefore I could not know. Well, thank God for google. So here are the FACTS in your FACE!!!

Myths & Facts
Woman On Trial For Raping 10 Men
18 Year Old Kidnapped & Raped
Male Rape Survivor Site
Paper on Female Sex Offenders

Friday, July 9, 2010

Crack[berry] User

As much as I resisted to conform for the longest time, I'm now a full-fledged converted berry whore and real proud of it! ~Sigh!It really does Rock!

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Killjoy Home Ministry :P

World Cup break... Again Malaysia made international news headlines for the wrong reason. Read:

Ministry bans Zunar's book and two comics

The Home Ministry has banned a book and two comics produced by popular cartoonist Zulkifli Anwar Ulhaque or better known as Zunar, under the Printing Presses and Publications Act 1984.

Home Ministry secretary-general Datuk Seri Mahmood Adam said the ban was issued following the contents in the three publications that were deemed unsuitable and undesirable for public reading.

In a statement issued yesterday, Mahmood said the book banned was titled Perak Darul Kartun while the two comics were titled Isu Dalam Kartun and 1 Funny Malaysia.

"All three publications have been banned for its contents that can influence the people to revolt against the leaders and government policies. The contents are not suitable and detrimental to public order," he said.

Licensing offences under the Act are punishable by up to three years' imprisonment or fines of up to RM 20,000 or both for printing, importing, producing, reprinting, publishing, selling, circulating, distributing, offering to sell, possess prohibited material or contents. - Bernama

source: new straits times

Wah! Why so serioussss??? Cartoons are not supposed to be true. It's just entertainment. Surely even us dumb Malaysians know that! Why would we simply believe some cartoon?

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

If Only Octopi Could Talk

The squid predictor is actually a real cephalopod and not some geeky punter's screen name or something 'cos he's gropey or something 'read: cos i don't read the papers/am retarded. It's just so weird that people are taking it so super seriously. Don't get me wrong, I'm amused/intrigued but I wouldn't bet my house on it.

But then again Paul(the psychic octopus) has been right 5/5 times so far... then again it was wrong about the Euro Cup in 2008, predicting a German victory over Spain. If it could talk we could ask it how? Seriously! Is it me? Wonder if it's a 90min prediction? Wonder if Paul knows anything about correct score/number of bookings/ cornerkicks/clean sheet? and if Germany's not in the finals will they still make him predict the winner. Wish he could talk...

Singapore not to be beaten also have some kind of psychic animal. Mani Singapore's very own psychic parrot also predicted Spain. Fooyoh! Ok, maybe just a 100 bucks. Vamos EspaƱa!

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Dunga Sacked; Too Little, Too Late

According to FIFA news, The Brazilian Football Federation confirmed that Dunga has been dismissed due to the country's elimination from the World Cup. I guess whoever said "Ronaldinho is the stick with which Dunga will be beaten if Brazil fail in South Africa" was right.

On a completely unrelated note I really don't think blue's their color.

Sunday, July 4, 2010


First Brazil out which I am still Not OVER!!!, now Argentina trashed and Spain... Boring me to tears. The World Cup just ended for me. There is no point. None.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

England Overrated? ...No! Ya Think?

England is going home and to quote a friend of a friend, now Lampard can really come to your house and watch World Cup with you and your family like the Astro ads. -duh!- And I am glad, because I hate them but more than that I hate their unoriginal idiotic fans. Sure the disallowed goal was unfair... bla, bla... even if it was allowed they woulda still lost. okgabyenow. In ya face!

Friday, June 18, 2010


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