Thursday, September 27, 2007
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Bitchface the Doorbitch...
Stand around like stupid...
Play spot the Loser with No rhythm (in my head)...
Sit around like stupid...
Try not to laugh at butt crack exposing,
passed-out drunk girl
Light Cigarette... Light Another Cigarette...
Stand around like stupid... Sit around like stupid...
Regret wasting a decent outfit on this place
... Feel Really Stupid ...
Thank God I didn't pay to get in
Monday, September 24, 2007
I have an addictive personality. Hence my addictions to all thing addictive like eating, smoking, buying crap on ebay, gambling, tv, etc., etc.
So joining Facebook has been a really fun but bad idea considering how my never-ending to do list for work is piling up while I'm Facebook-ing my butt off. It's really a force to be rekoned with! I spend an average of 2-3 hours a day 'throwing chickens' and doing other rude unmentionables to people. And I don't even have to get off my lazy butt to do it! That's when I'm not adding more nonsense applications to my profile.
Everybody... everybody and their momma is on Facebook. Everyone from high profile socialites to freaky stalkers who have no life are on it! But since I'm a loser condemned to social pariahdom, only the latter group concerns me. I don't get it! How do they find me? The worst are the ones who add you again after you ignore them. Sheesh! And I thought I was the loser.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Do you suffer from strong feelings of frustration and aggravation after a long night with friends? Can't sleep because you feel disgusted, disappointed and nauseous after what should have been a fun night? You are not alone, you' may be suffering from IHS or I Hate Sonia.
There's a new treatment out there just for you.
You need may want to talk to your doctor about HTDOHIC (better known as horse tranquilizers to dull out her infuriating comments.) HTDOHIC will help you deal with daily exasperating stimulus caused by IHS. HTDOHIC dulls your senses so that you can communicate on basic levels similar to a 12-year old by corroding your brain cells leaving you to feel ditzy and silly.
HTDOHIC is the only drug that ensures an instant sense of vapidity that will overcome you. Similar to a lobotomy, the aftereffects of this wonder drug will leave you feeling calm and peaceful whereby you will only be able to communicate through monosyllabic words.
Please note: HTDOHAC may have severe side effects such as reduction of passion, intellect and loss of any sense of self worth and maturity.
I've always hated this chick! It's not personal, but it is.
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Saturday, September 8, 2007
I hope she becomes really, really famous and then I can invite myself to be part of her entourage... more scamming going on in my head...
Friday, September 7, 2007
So what's this she being sued left & right for plagarism. Rubinoos, some geekasaur band from the 70s says she copied them. Listen below:
You broke my heart Avril... But only for a second. So what if you copy people! Who hasn't? You still Rock it Better! See below. I'm so coming to Canada!
Random thought: What did people do before there was you tube?
Bitten by a vicious serpent! Nothing like being back stabbed by someone close to put things in perspective.
'snake in the grass' as described by dictionary.com:
1. a treacherous person, esp. one who feigns friendship
2. a concealed danger
I would have to say i've seen many characters of the sort. But I'm usually perceptive enough to keep a safe distance.
Here are lessons I've learnt (& need to preach) on surviving venomous snake bites.
Lesson 1: Always trust your instincts!
A friend I held near & dear screwed me. Though, sensing her bad vibes, I never saw it coming my way.
Lesson 2: Come clean! We're not all stupid!
It bit me, assumeing (making an ass out of U n ME) I could not see it, then tried to writhe out of it when cornered. That just made things worse.
Lesson 3: Serpents don't descriminate prey. It's nature.
Snakes will sell/screw their mothers for a few bucks! I feel emo about letting this friendship go but I must. Too bad, I've come to value her opinions & her funny commentaries about people (clue!) but feigning friendship will make me no better.
The wound is healed but the poison remains and will be as annoying as hammeroids - pretending to go away but sneakily creeping back out one's butt when least expected. I thank the forces for a reminder in looking where I thread. Fool me twice, shame on me!
Lesson 4: Hate is wasted on fools. Heal instead
Understand this: Ill actions beget disasterous consequences. So there! ~Bye Lene, I'm not hating just healing.
Thursday, September 6, 2007
I really want this shirt from Urban Outfitters & They don't ship outside USA! AAAAAAAGGHH!!! It's great I have 1 already, it hides my gut (without making me look preggers) even when sitting down.
I called my ex in the US to bug & beg him for it. He's going to send it -I hope. Yay! I love him!!!