How LOA Can You Go?

I learnt a new acronym; LOA for Lack of Attention. Commonly used to describe engaging in shameless, desperate and often unoriginal attention seeking behavior in hope of attracting some (cheap) attention... As in "She damn LOA"

Examples:

1. Chicks on facebook who post (& tag) pictures of themselves with the same poses, posing with the same friends, at the same club/trendy outlet week after week after week, in different slutty outfits. - Hope I never get tagged in any of those pictures
2. Couples who talk to each other in cooing baby
   
3. Oversized fake Boobs
4. Suicide
   
5. Nagging Moms
6. Kim Kardasian

Root of LOA behavior=insecurity - it's really unbecoming!

The Reason I Don't Drink

Beside the fact that I have a really low tolerance for alcohol and can get drunk on a rum truffle... This is hilarious & took the words out of my mouth. Plus I'm plenty assertive!!!

People Read My Blog

The edge contacted me about the my blog pictures...


hello,

i am ___ from the edge communications sdn bhd. . We are currently compiling a book on the 12th general elections and was wondering if we could have your permission to use one of your pix shown on your blog. (the ceramah in lembah pantai on march 7th 2008-- raining).

Looking forward to a favourable reply.

thank you.

****

art director, the edge communications

Sadly the picture they wanted was from the keadilan site. :(

Sufiah, Malaysian Ex Nerd: Hooking=$$$

Sufiah's rationalization in her tell all video on News of the World about her £130-an-hour job makes hooking sound fun and I just love the disclaimer at the end of the video.

"My clients love the fact that I can stimulate their minds AND their bodies"

"And I don't believe my education has been wasted—in fact I usually take problem sheets with me to solve before appointments."

"I have men who are thrilled about my passion for mathematics. In fact one made me recite equations while he pleasured me, then I gave him oral sex while he chatted about algebra. It drove him wild."

She's not the first Malaysian Nerd Gone Wild...
There's this other chick that's a exotic model/escort in the US who supposedly used to be a nerd too. We're not just losing our brains we're losing our beauties and BOOBS to the west too! -You Go Girlfriends!!!

www.myspace.com/milanq

Long Time No See

Wow! I Haven't Blogged in like forever... As if anyone is reading this. Hahahah

Well Happy Chinese New Year of The Rat!!!

Facebook is Out of Control

It used to be nice when it was a small manageable cozy group. Now I have like 100+ friends (ME!) and am officially sick of it. Get a life People!!!

No! I don't care about half of these people and I'm guessing nobody else does. So why don't they just go find real friends? -Not on facebook, man.

Although I just added the Are You Interested application. Hmmm... Maybe some cute guy will find me. On facebook you reckon?

Why I Hate Clubbing

Maybe it's because I don't drink (am allergic) or am too old to be cool but typically what I do when I am forced to go to a club because I just never learn:
Bitchface the Doorbitch...
Light Cigarette...
Stand around like stupid...
Play spot the Loser with No rhythm (in my head)...
Sit around like stupid...
Try not to laugh at butt crack exposing,
passed-out drunk girl
Light Cigarette... Light Another Cigarette...
Stand around like stupid... Sit around like stupid...
Regret wasting a decent outfit on this place
... Feel Really Stupid ...
Thank God I didn't pay to get in

I Hate Sonia

My dear friend Brie in NY, who I have daily communications with over google mail (since she never ever picks up her phone) wrote the following about a mutual friend and I think it's really funny.

Do you suffer from strong feelings of frustration and aggravation after a long night with friends? Can't sleep because you feel disgusted, disappointed and nauseous after what should have been a fun night? You are not alone, you' may be suffering from IHS or I Hate Sonia.

There's a new treatment out there just for you.

You need may want to talk to your doctor about HTDOHIC (better known as horse tranquilizers to dull out her infuriating comments.) HTDOHIC will help you deal with daily exasperating stimulus caused by IHS. HTDOHIC dulls your senses so that you can communicate on basic levels similar to a 12-year old by corroding your brain cells leaving you to feel ditzy and silly.

HTDOHIC is the only drug that ensures an instant sense of vapidity that will overcome you. Similar to a lobotomy, the aftereffects of this wonder drug will leave you feeling calm and peaceful whereby you will only be able to communicate through monosyllabic words.

Please note: HTDOHAC may have severe side effects such as reduction of passion, intellect and loss of any sense of self worth and maturity.

I've always hated this chick! It's not personal, but it is.

Coxsakie

Hand, Foot & Mouth Disease??? Says my immature 40 year old cousin while doing her best impression of giving head with her mouth & feet! EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!

How my 25 year old brother got this disesase that's only supposed to happen to toddlers is beyond me. He has painful looking blisters on his hands & feet and even face! reminds me of chicken pox growing inwards-it's that gross! We have since banished him to his room @ leper-land save for meal times (even then he has to wear slippers)& forbidden him to touch anything.

Sex is Overated?

Having been celibate for over 3 years and losing any concept of what sex is like not to mention libido, I got laid again recently. I always had started to get a sense that sex was overated once I' hit my mid- twenties but didn't feel like I had the right to publicly admit such a sentiment.

How dare I question the validity of almost every adult's favourite past-time? Well, not since I wasn't having any anyways. But since I just got some ;) while it was enjoyable, I still maintain (while not ruling out it's importance in the big procreation plan) as a social activity, I don't think it's such a big deal. Maybe I'm doing it wrong.

Die Hard 4, A Wedding & A Fabulous Bag

Die Hard 4 was awesome! Bruce is Hot so is Maggie Q! Can't wait for Die Hard 5... Malaysian cinemas need to be more considerate towards diabetics & start selling salty popcorn again.

Still in Love With My Stuart Weitzman -The Best Date Ever
Cute Guys, o' where art thou?

07.07.07. Wedding date of the year! Interestingly enough it's also the couple's 7th year together. Buy 4-D! The oogler was there again, oogling... Yucker! Soooo NOT any cute guys there, was forced to entertain self which wasn't too hard. The groom's mom is one of those scary my son is too good for anyone types. Still in shock from her speech (she said "ball breaker"-Aiyahyai!).

Petalled the couple's bed (under the covers). Imagine they come back to a dark room, drunk & get rose petals stuck up their butts while oinking & you too wouldn't be able to contain your laughter if you heard TY say "Enjoy tonight" to the bride... I did... all the way home ;) -Cheep Thrills! The take home chocs from Westinn are to die for! Scanned deserted tables for extras but everyone took theirs home. -Gluttons! I wanted extras!

No Russell Peters For You

Russell Peters was supposed to come back in March. Found this post on his site:

KUALA LUMPUR
Sorry to say, but the show in KL will not proceed. Today - Sat.Jan.20.07. - we received confirmation that we did not get approval from the 'authorities'. Sorry KL but we tried. Despite our best efforts to put on a show here, we were rebuffed.
We will be back in Singapore at some point this year, so we hope that the thousands of Malaysian fans will make their way down for that show.
Jumpa lagi, Inshallah.
BB
RUSSELLPETERS.COM posted on January 21, 2007

What??? We missed a damn good time. Howla want to go global?

Peachy

Mmmmm..... I too wanna be a Big-T-Momma!

This one (modeled by Fruitcake, a 34B on good days) is especially cool not 'cos we get what it says (???) but because it strategically tests the potency of a well padded bra thereby bringing on most welcome attention from the opposite sex!

Tip: Very useful to have on while out shopping for bras ;)

GMT + 8

GMT = Greenwich Mean (or Meridian) Time; the average time the earth takes to rotate round the sun.

Generally, if you are in a country east of the Greenwich Meridian(in E-e-england somewhere), your local time is ahead of GMT. Example local times in China, Malaysia, parts of Russia, Phillipines, blah, blah, blah and a whole bunch of other countries within our time zone is calculated at GMT +8 hours. Countries to the west of Greenwich are behind.

So why does it say SGT-Singapore Standard Time in the time zone field of this blogpost???? If anything it should be China Standard Time (or whatever its called) since there's more of them -aren't most Singaporeans chinese anyway?

It's On!!!

So I ask my fellow miso-er if she would consider bloging (blogging?) with me & she says "Yeah..." without so much as a blink. Here goes... it's all in the doing! Let's Roll!!!