'Don't Hate Da Playa!'

Have not slept...

Waiting for turns...

Must Destroy...

While other people my age are obsessed with popping babies I'm obsessed with pimpwar where pimpin' is the name of the game. It's actually a really stoopid strategy internet game.

The objective is to rise up the ranks by building an Ultimate Pimp Empire(Muahahahahaha!!!) buying or finding thugs & whores - pimping the latter to buy more thugs - using thugs to make crack for the said hoes - attacking other players to steal their hoes & thugs, kill their thugs in drive bys or infest hoes with diseases... yada... yada... if you catch my drift. Is this sad?! I swear it really sucks you in!!! It's Hilarious!

Waiting for Turns...

Even got LMF @ pimp-yo-ass from work hooked on it -Hahaha! Sucka!!!

Best is I (loverboy) got lil' OCD Fruitcake @ KingPimp to join and we've formed quite a force to be rekoned with. Watch out bitches!!! We're both taking turns to stalk the game, since falling victims to incessant attacks (while minding our own business) by sad bullying tyrants who are obviously unattractive & sad geekasaurs in real life(judging by the amount of time they spend online) -namely, HaRdCoRe (how original-ly LAME!), pappyjohn (Lamer!) & Jitterbugg (Lamest), bringing new meaning to the word freak. Justice shell be served. They're goin' Down!!!!!!! -Make it happen fer real!

The Hit List! Dem Bithes are Gonna Pay!

It's annoyingly addictive. Okay I admit it -I have an incredibly exciting life that i need to get back to...Thank god it'll be over in a few days. And I can have my life back. Unless I decide to join another round. Hmmm...

Erm... can I also explain that the my language in the previous post was highly influenced by the overall tone of the game.