Married Men Are Sleazy

Q: Why is it that I get hit on by married man way more often than their single counterparts???

A: Is it because

1. Wives suck (or refuse to)
2. Men don't want to hump the mother of their kids
3. Women don't want to be humped by their Baby's Daddy
   
4. I need to hang out with more single people
5. Men are just not programed for long-term monogamy
6. Men, married and/or single are scum
   

Gillian Chung Got Plastic Surgery?

Spot The Difference

When Edison Chen took his laptop for repairs, thousands of risqué pictures of ladies including celebrities Twins singer Gillian Chung, actresses Cecilia Cheung & Maggie Q among others were leaked. I'm over the sex scandal now, and am obsessed with Gillian's face! She looks really different in those pictures...
Tried to google-ing Gilliuan Chung cosmetic surgery & Chinese celebrity plastic surgery but nothing came up... except more sex scandal stuff.

My Guess... Eyes & Nose. -I don't mind looking like her post op. I'm so totally hating here.

Edison Chen Sex Scandal - Don't Hate

So I'm just jumping on the Edison bandwagon... the latest celebrity to join the sex scandal club. Sexy pictures of HK starlets such as Cecelia (Hairy Crab) Chung & Gillian (Hypocrite) Hung from Twins taken for his own personal collection flooded the internet... Asia - Represent! Also cuz it's all everyone ever talks about.

I got to give him this -dude's got mad game!!! He's such a player to get all that famous ass and proof of it all over the cyberspace on blogs like The Gutter Report( in English).

Only thing that killed the cool quotient is the lame apology today... saying he's devoting time to "Community Service & Charity" and heal himself??? Whatever for??? Not to mention cliche.
Two words -Consenting Adults. How 'bout one more -Private

Imagined HK would be more forgiving about these kinda things... guess they're a bunch of prudes. Judgmental hypocrites @ Haters & that whole apology thing just validates their existence. Tsk! Tsk! Maybe they can make him wear that vest that says "Comunity Service" and pick up trash in Singapore to show how sorry he really is.

I'll bet anything sales of Infernal Affairs DVDs and other less notable films of his are tripling, even quadrupling worldwide as I type this sentence. No publicity is bad publicity. It made Paris Hilton's career why should it ruin Edison's?

But really he should consider a career in stand-up comedy and talk about this whole thing... be a sell out show for sure. Better do it before Russel Peters does.

Only in Thailand! Tiger Show - Exotic. Strange. Humbling

According to urbandictionary.com:

tiger show
In Thailand, a special sex show involving a number of acrobatic displays. Examples of what to expect at a tiger show are, women shooting darts out of their pussies, women shooting ping pong balls out of their pussies, and women women opening beer bottles with their pussies. Fun is had by all, and generally each man in attendance finishes his night with a private performance from one of the entertainers.

Since my friend was visiting this part of Asia for the 1st time, figured it was a necessary evil. Wondering down Patpong, and within seconds were approached by someone asking if we wanted to catch one.

-Hell Yeah! How did she know?

Ended up in a place called Super Pussy making friends with the friendly lady boy hostess who sat with us and told us about penis sizes & performance abilities of all nationalities... Apparently, Malaysian men have small willies.

The show itself was really fascinating, she was skilled enough to write Welcome to Super Pussy! With a marker on a board!!! Wow!!! We clapped in awe. According to our friendly lady boy, these skills take 10 or more years to acquire and can only be performed by "original pussy" aka real women. It did get annoying after a while because we had to keep tipping the performers before and after every trick. I think it's some kind of scam but whatever was fun while it lasted.

Got to see candles being blown out on a birthday cake, darts accurately hitting balloons, breaking & seperating eggs and metres and meters of ribbon being pulled out. Some people find this demeaning and dirty but I didn't really think it was that bad. I was more humbled... what can my pussy do if it had to give a show???

Long Time No See

Wow! I Haven't Blogged in like forever... As if anyone is reading this. Hahahah

Well Happy Chinese New Year of The Rat!!!