Married Men Are Sleazy

Q: Why is it that I get hit on by married man way more often than their single counterparts???

A: Is it because

1. Wives suck (or refuse to)
2. Men don't want to hump the mother of their kids
3. Women don't want to be humped by their Baby's Daddy
   
4. I need to hang out with more single people
5. Men are just not programed for long-term monogamy
6. Men, married and/or single are scum