Maybe it's because I don't drink (am allergic) or am too old to be cool but typically what I do when I am forced to go to a club because I just never learn:
Bitchface the Doorbitch...
Light Cigarette...
Stand around like stupid...
Play spot the Loser with No rhythm (in my head)...
Sit around like stupid...
Try not to laugh at butt crack exposing,
passed-out drunk girl
Light Cigarette... Light Another Cigarette...
Stand around like stupid... Sit around like stupid...
Regret wasting a decent outfit on this place
... Feel Really Stupid ...
Thank God I didn't pay to get in
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