Coxsakie

Hand, Foot & Mouth Disease??? Says my immature 40 year old cousin while doing her best impression of giving head with her mouth & feet! EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!

How my 25 year old brother got this disesase that's only supposed to happen to toddlers is beyond me. He has painful looking blisters on his hands & feet and even face! reminds me of chicken pox growing inwards-it's that gross! We have since banished him to his room @ leper-land save for meal times (even then he has to wear slippers)& forbidden him to touch anything.

Sex is Overated?

Having been celibate for over 3 years and losing any concept of what sex is like not to mention libido, I got laid again recently. I always had started to get a sense that sex was overated once I' hit my mid- twenties but didn't feel like I had the right to publicly admit such a sentiment.

How dare I question the validity of almost every adult's favourite past-time? Well, not since I wasn't having any anyways. But since I just got some ;) while it was enjoyable, I still maintain (while not ruling out it's importance in the big procreation plan) as a social activity, I don't think it's such a big deal. Maybe I'm doing it wrong.

San Fran, USA

DON'T CALL IT FRISCO! THE CUTE BOYS ARE HERE & SO ARE THE HOMELESS PEOPLE!!!

AM AT THE FREAKIN' SAN FRANCISCO AIRPORT KILLING TIME WAITING TO LEAVE & THIS DAMN THING CAN'T UNCAP.
FLIGHT TO L.A. DELAYED... PLEASE I NEED TO GO HOME.

My Personal Fave

Sex or ...DESSERT!!!

Muirwoods

Tall Trees

So I went with Chon & Brrr to Muirwoods where they have those over 250 ft. tall giant trees & lots of happy families with their crazy kids today.

Spotted 3 leaf clovers and searched for 4-leaf ones but didn't see any. Looking at my photos just & think I see a tiny one growing. Think it is!!! Yay!!! Good luck to me.

IT IS!!!

While in LA : Shop

The Line at In-N_Out Burger was crazy there was a jam at the drive through, luckily I was clever enough to go inside & just after I got in line like 20 people came in. Too bad for them!

The iPhone was just launched about a week ago and it's the shizznit!!! It's so sexy I wanna make out with it. Alas! It only works with AT&T. Still makes me wanna... -Grrrrr!

SEXY!

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Neverlost. -Yeah, right!

The Dessert Hills Outlet was great , though we got a little lost despite the GPS Navigation system. Can't compare with Woodberry Commons which is the Mother of all outlet malls... still it's quite good.

Gucci, Tod's, Bottega, Prada, Burberry were all there. Most American Brandnames too. My Shockalingam find: AG Jeans at $59. -Goody!

And yes, the laidback West Coast vibe albeit refreshing change from the New York don't look at me or breathe my air vibe has started to bug me... takes forever to get anything done here. Aaaaaaaa!!! The lady at the Gap didn't come back with my size (or at all!) & I didn't get more water at the restaurant. Yeesh!

The Haul

California!!!

Staying at the Beverly Hills Plaza. Nice!!!

So I woke up in LA today; first part of my 14 day trip where I will be visiting LA, San Fran -apparently only those who don't know better call it Frisco & Bloomfield Hills Michigan in between for a wedding.

I love LA already. Great weather nice people but am betting the laidbackness will soon get to me. No cute-boy sightings as of yet but all the ladies look good so far. If I moved here I'd sure be motivated to work out. -Hmmm...

1st stop Dessert Hills Oulet Mall out on Cabazon which should be easy-pea-sy to get to with GPS then IN-'N'-OUT Burger ...Mmmmm! Hope there isn't too long a line.

I'm Not A Plastic Bag ... So?

The extremely limited 'it' bag from Anya Hindmarch hit's KL... What's the deal?

Mine!!!

Hilarious True Story:

A friend of a friend's friend had to be escorted by security to her car because she pre-ordered, and jumped queue. The ruthless mob was not amused. The said lady claimed that she was boo'ed by the entire kampung... They even threw rubbish at her! Thankfully, she got away. With 5 bags!

Luckily for us we pre-ordered (& paid for) ours months ago!!!

-Thanks for the heads-up, Mr. Melissa

The store rang & warned me, I too was at risk of getting beat-down (Seriously???...Seriously). Jokes aside. The rumours were confirmed today. Thousands mobbed the store on Friday forcing the shop to turn off the lights, while pretending to be closed. -Cowards! They also received threatening profane phone calls.

Apparently the Polis had to be called in 'cos security guards couldn't contain the riot, which just got nuttier by the minute. It got worse, when they gave away notepads as some kind of consolation after selling out of bags. People were tripping all over themselves and each other and just tripping in general. C'mon, notepads??? -Oh, Behave People!

Sadly this bag is now sold out worldwide.