San Fran, USA

DON'T CALL IT FRISCO! THE CUTE BOYS ARE HERE & SO ARE THE HOMELESS PEOPLE!!!

AM AT THE FREAKIN' SAN FRANCISCO AIRPORT KILLING TIME WAITING TO LEAVE & THIS DAMN THING CAN'T UNCAP.
FLIGHT TO L.A. DELAYED... PLEASE I NEED TO GO HOME.

My Personal Fave

Sex or ...DESSERT!!!

Muirwoods

Tall Trees

So I went with Chon & Brrr to Muirwoods where they have those over 250 ft. tall giant trees & lots of happy families with their crazy kids today.

Spotted 3 leaf clovers and searched for 4-leaf ones but didn't see any. Looking at my photos just & think I see a tiny one growing. Think it is!!! Yay!!! Good luck to me.

IT IS!!!

While in LA : Shop

The Line at In-N_Out Burger was crazy there was a jam at the drive through, luckily I was clever enough to go inside & just after I got in line like 20 people came in. Too bad for them!

The iPhone was just launched about a week ago and it's the shizznit!!! It's so sexy I wanna make out with it. Alas! It only works with AT&T. Still makes me wanna... -Grrrrr!

SEXY!

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Neverlost. -Yeah, right!

The Dessert Hills Outlet was great , though we got a little lost despite the GPS Navigation system. Can't compare with Woodberry Commons which is the Mother of all outlet malls... still it's quite good.

Gucci, Tod's, Bottega, Prada, Burberry were all there. Most American Brandnames too. My Shockalingam find: AG Jeans at $59. -Goody!

And yes, the laidback West Coast vibe albeit refreshing change from the New York don't look at me or breathe my air vibe has started to bug me... takes forever to get anything done here. Aaaaaaaa!!! The lady at the Gap didn't come back with my size (or at all!) & I didn't get more water at the restaurant. Yeesh!

The Haul

California!!!

Staying at the Beverly Hills Plaza. Nice!!!

So I woke up in LA today; first part of my 14 day trip where I will be visiting LA, San Fran -apparently only those who don't know better call it Frisco & Bloomfield Hills Michigan in between for a wedding.

I love LA already. Great weather nice people but am betting the laidbackness will soon get to me. No cute-boy sightings as of yet but all the ladies look good so far. If I moved here I'd sure be motivated to work out. -Hmmm...

1st stop Dessert Hills Oulet Mall out on Cabazon which should be easy-pea-sy to get to with GPS then IN-'N'-OUT Burger ...Mmmmm! Hope there isn't too long a line.

I'm Not A Plastic Bag ... So?

The extremely limited 'it' bag from Anya Hindmarch hit's KL... What's the deal?

Mine!!!

Hilarious True Story:

A friend of a friend's friend had to be escorted by security to her car because she pre-ordered, and jumped queue. The ruthless mob was not amused. The said lady claimed that she was boo'ed by the entire kampung... They even threw rubbish at her! Thankfully, she got away. With 5 bags!

Luckily for us we pre-ordered (& paid for) ours months ago!!!

-Thanks for the heads-up, Mr. Melissa

The store rang & warned me, I too was at risk of getting beat-down (Seriously???...Seriously). Jokes aside. The rumours were confirmed today. Thousands mobbed the store on Friday forcing the shop to turn off the lights, while pretending to be closed. -Cowards! They also received threatening profane phone calls.

Apparently the Polis had to be called in 'cos security guards couldn't contain the riot, which just got nuttier by the minute. It got worse, when they gave away notepads as some kind of consolation after selling out of bags. People were tripping all over themselves and each other and just tripping in general. C'mon, notepads??? -Oh, Behave People!

Sadly this bag is now sold out worldwide.

AdSense NonSense

Rejection is one thing. But rejection from a fool is cruel...
Received a mail from AdSense today regarding my Status and it read as follows:

Hello,
Thank you for your interest in Google AdSense. Unfortunately, after reviewing your application, we're unable to accept you into GoogleAdSense at this time. We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below.

Issues:

- Sensitive content

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Huh???!!! So please forgive the toned down language in my attempt to make sure that I "...resolve all of the issues listed above before resubmitting." - Come on Google, please say yes I really need that extra 30 US cents a month.

Die Hard 4, A Wedding & A Fabulous Bag

Die Hard 4 was awesome! Bruce is Hot so is Maggie Q! Can't wait for Die Hard 5... Malaysian cinemas need to be more considerate towards diabetics & start selling salty popcorn again.

Still in Love With My Stuart Weitzman -The Best Date Ever
Cute Guys, o' where art thou?

07.07.07. Wedding date of the year! Interestingly enough it's also the couple's 7th year together. Buy 4-D! The oogler was there again, oogling... Yucker! Soooo NOT any cute guys there, was forced to entertain self which wasn't too hard. The groom's mom is one of those scary my son is too good for anyone types. Still in shock from her speech (she said "ball breaker"-Aiyahyai!).

Petalled the couple's bed (under the covers). Imagine they come back to a dark room, drunk & get rose petals stuck up their butts while oinking & you too wouldn't be able to contain your laughter if you heard TY say "Enjoy tonight" to the bride... I did... all the way home ;) -Cheep Thrills! The take home chocs from Westinn are to die for! Scanned deserted tables for extras but everyone took theirs home. -Gluttons! I wanted extras!

Becks' Blog Bust!!!

Does this mean they're not responsible for the dull content?

The Great Blog Stalk Pt 2 : Celebrity Blogs ... A Girl Needs Her Goss

Celebrity Blogs -Blogs About Celebrities aka Gossip Blogs/Rags Not by Celebrities

http://cantopopnews.blogspot.com -Canto-pop content
http://ybf.blogspot.com -Black Celeb Gossip
http://dlisted.com -Very Mean but Funny
http://gawker.com -New York based
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com -Awful Oufits
http://www.ohlalaparis.com -Gay Interest (Hot Guys!)

More:
http://www.tmz.com
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com
http://thesuperficial.com
http://www.starblogs.net
http://plastic90210.blogspot.com
http://wwtdd.com
http://www.celebritypuke.com
http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com

Celebrity Bloglist : The Great Blog Stalk Pt. 1

Blogging Celebrities @ Celebrities Who Blog

Do not confuse with celebrity blogs or celebrity bloggers

Warning!: Loads of shameless self-promo

Jeff Bridges Doodles on His Blog

Alicia Keys bonds with fans. Includes audio messages
http://blog.myspace.com/aliciakeys
Anna Kournikova's blog reads more like a timetable.

Going here when... doing this where... come support this and that...

See you real soon now...
http://www.kournikova.com/journal
Anita Rodddick bodyshop founder/activist. She's inspirational
http://www.anitaroddick.com
Barbra Streisand
http://www.barbrastreisand.com/index.php?page=statements
Courtney Love blogs sometimes as Court
http://www.moonwashedrose.com/news
Dan Brown of DaVincci Code Fame. Am scanning for cryptic messages....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dan-brown
Donald Trump is part of a regular contributor to this blog group, expect Apprentice-like advice
http://www.trumpuniversity.com/blog/index.cfm
Gillian Anderson dispels gossip about her personal life & career
http://www.gilliananderson.ws/messages
Daniel Wu in English & Chinese
http://www.alivenotdead.com/7/spacelist_type_blog.html
Edison Chen is really into Hip-Hop
http://www.clotinc.com/blogs/public/edc
Ellen Degeneres posts behend the scenes footage of her show
http://telepicturesblog.warnerbros.com/ellenshow
Jackie Chan
http://www.jackiechan.com/messages
Jamie Lee Curtis
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jamie-lee-curtis
Jamie Oliver's is "Crammed With Tasty Tidbits"
http://www.jamieoliver.com/diary
Pornstar Jenna Jameson - "Yes believe your eyes its really me!
I spend a monumental amount of time on myspace

and things change here often, baby."
http://blog.myspace.com/JennaJameson
Jeff Bridges. Voted worst by some rating site but it's really funny.
Long load times, though
http://www.jeffbridges.com
Jessica Simpson does not write her own blog
http://www.sweetkisses.net/corner.html
Joan Rivers is Hilarious
http://www.joanriversblog.com/blog
John Mayer's blog is pretty cool & he writes well.

The highly publicised romance with Jessica is a sham. He's her tutor.
http://www.johnmayer.com/blog
Ken Levine, funny & famous TV writer for shows like Cheers
http://kenlevine.blogspot.com
Jossstone click on journal
http://www.jossstone.com
Kylie is was Hot!
http://www.kylie.com
Q: Whatever happened to MC Hammer?
A: He's a blogger
http://mchammer.blogspot.com
Her Madgesty, Madonna... "people think I'm flawless,

but I am just like everyone else. I fart! I poop! ... "

Not sure yet if it's really her or someone trying to be her
http://madonnasthoughts.blogspot.com
Margaret Cho Asian American Bisexual Comedian.

Wow! That's a lot of identities
http://www.margaretcho.com/blog
Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen. Typical fansite stuff catered to teens. Advice on this, thanks for that...
http://www.mary-kateandashley.com/blog
Micheal Moore's candid commentaries & political views
http://www.michaelmoore.com
Michelle Rodriguez from Lost addresses rumours about her sexuality
http://www.michelle-rodriguez.com/frommichelle.htm
Moby updates his blog a lot
http://www.moby.com/journal
Neil Gaiman, of Sandman comic book fame
http://www.neilgaiman.com/journal
Blogger's Choice Awards named Rosie O'Donnell's best celebrity blog.

Why? -I also Dunno...
http://www.rosie.com
Rupaul -Famous Diva & Transgender Icon
http://www.rupaul.com/news/index.html
Victoria Beckham blandly rubs in our faces what a wonderful life

she & David have... Who cares? Who cares? Who cares?...
http://www.dvbstyle.com/news/index.html
Wierd Al. Remember him?
http://www.myspace.com/weirdal
Will Wheaton. Ex Star Trek actor has rediscovered fame thru blogging
http://wilwheaton.net
Zach Braff from Scrubs. Quite a bit of self promotion

but has really funny personal bits here & there
http://www.zachbraff.com

Some Chinese & Taiwanese Celebrities' blogs found here in ENGLISH!!!
http://www.alivenotdead.com

The Great Blog Stalker

Celebrities Who Blog & Celebrity Blogs. Confused? -So is Google! While researching the abovementioned topics {ahem} , I found Google didn't know the difference between the 2.

Obsessively addicted to blogs (i.e.,nosy) & it's a suck fest with slow mo' internet connection ( Streamyx sux!). I "painstakingly" search for & re-search (read: surfing the web while pretending to work) blogs in hopes of compiling the list so I never have to google anything ending in blogs/blog/weblog again. -Yea right! This list will like take forever to compile.

Celebrity blogs first because we care more about them than we'll admit even though their blogs may suck worse than yours or mine (see Victoria Beckham's).

Holy Smokes -Quitting Time

WTF?! Prices rising faster than the stock market. Cigarettes are as of today RM8.20 in Malaysia.

So when will you nasty smoker's quit that smelly, nasty, disgusting, cancer causing habit?

No Russell Peters For You

Russell Peters was supposed to come back in March. Found this post on his site:

KUALA LUMPUR
Sorry to say, but the show in KL will not proceed. Today - Sat.Jan.20.07. - we received confirmation that we did not get approval from the 'authorities'. Sorry KL but we tried. Despite our best efforts to put on a show here, we were rebuffed.
We will be back in Singapore at some point this year, so we hope that the thousands of Malaysian fans will make their way down for that show.
Jumpa lagi, Inshallah.
BB
RUSSELLPETERS.COM posted on January 21, 2007

What??? We missed a damn good time. Howla want to go global?

It's A Good Sign

Smokers' Choice Awards: -Sick of being discriminated against by uptight asses for our dirty, disgusting habit, we decided that smoker friendly Backofffen at Sri Hartamas' deserves an honorable mention for welcoming us with open arms.

As refreshing as a Menthol Cigarette

I Can't Rank For Nutts

Read what Wolverine says:

I cannot stop laughing at it everytime i read it....
it is so eddie. F*** you Eddie, you the F*** you man!

Peachy

Mmmmm..... I too wanna be a Big-T-Momma!

This one (modeled by Fruitcake, a 34B on good days) is especially cool not 'cos we get what it says (???) but because it strategically tests the potency of a well padded bra thereby bringing on most welcome attention from the opposite sex!

Tip: Very useful to have on while out shopping for bras ;)

Movie @ 1:40 A.M.

Wednesday my brother shoved 3x transformer SOLD OUT tickets at me for Saturday. "I don't care you're going!" he knows his sister is a no life. Whatever... So I asked Fruitcake to come, she says her Abang wants 2 come after I've invited Eug I've no disire to lampost. Who the hell buys 3 movie tickets???

Thursday:
I decide to give her & her man the tickets & whoever else wants to go with them but Eug was bitchin'. Try to buy new tickets online so everyone can shut up & go but stupid payment gateway doesn't work!!! Tried 5 x with 3 different credit cards!!! -Malaysia tak boleh?

Friday:
Fruity not backing down. She wants them tix! I try to sweet talk Eug into going to get new ones. He calls me on it so I start getting mean which works (masochist!). At this point I don't care anymore. Make plans to go for Eva Cassidy at Alexis on Saturday instead. Q: Why do I keep referring to her as Eva Mendez?

Eug: Good news & bad news
Me: Tell me the bad
Eug: There's Tickets & Good Seats
Me: So?
Eug:It's at 1:40
Me: PM?
Eug: You wanna go?
(Ignores totally valid point)
Me: I can't I have a lunch thing
Eug: It's at night la
Me: You Sure?
Eug: Erm... let me check

stole this from the www.cyber-cinema.com

Doesn't call back. If his story checks out, I get to go to Eva Casssidy & Transformers. Good One!

Saturday:
Woke up at 5 pm waiting for turns all night on pimpwar. I call Eug to make sure that the tickets are really for 1:40 AM again.

Lost trying to get to Ampang. Eva Cassidy sucks big time! It's not even the real one. Turns out it's a tribute & this chick sound like a bad version of Dido tring to sing Eva Cassidy.

nana's convinced she's plastic!

The real Eva Cassidy's dead. Huh??? Chick gives biographical commentaries (Accent: Australian) 'tween songs. Who Cares? Just Sing Woman! The second half was better. Got to hear Fever, Cheek to Cheek & some others before I slipped into a coma. Thank God! More Commentaries -Alamak!!!

Rush home after. Wow! Got from Ampang to home in a record 12 minutes. If I wasn't trying to not kill rempits it woulda been less. (Damn conscience!)

Get in Eug's car & realise I wanna ___. It's 1:20 & he has no gas. We turn back. He's not happy. Apparently Mister hates being late to movies. Remember leaving ___ in the CRV from months ago. Run into the house, grab BoB, rush for keys only to be told by mom they're missing. Great!

Dash out. Roadblock. Eug freaks out 'cos he's had 2 beers. Wat a Wuss! I frantically hide. Passed the booze bust (Great poker faces!). I light up. So did not get it-stupid roadblock!

Wow! Really Got!!!

Get there & Eug is yappin' about being late as expected. To shut him up I ask to see the tickets just to make sure it's 1:40AM. It was. Wah! I'm impressed.

Full house. Good seats. Movie didn't start till about 2AM, WTF time do we get to go home? Finally ended a little after 4:30 AM. Transformers was pretty cool, Sucre from Prison Break was on for like 5 minutes + the chick had a hot bod. Lame comedy, not enough robot character development & preachy Optimus Prime ending, but otherwise served it's purpose.